Meet your new best friend Stabby Crabby, an irate Maryland blue crab wielding a kitchen knife. A Stabby sticker will perform for you the invaluable service of telling mfs to back the f*ck up when you aren’t in the mood.

ABOUT OUR STICKERS
Our stickers are printed with bright eco-solvent inks on high quality vinyl and covered with a satin finish laminate to protect against sun and weather. They are waterproof, weatherproof and dishwasher safe!

Our stickers are homemade. We are a wife and husband team that draws, prints, laminates and cuts stickers together in our home studio. We produce our stickers in small batches but if you would like to order larger quantities than what is listed above, just send us a message. We’ll be more than happy to accommodate you.

Our stickers come in 3 sizes:

SMALL - Approx. 2” ~ 2.25” These are good for phones, notebooks, water bottles and anywhere space is at a premium

MEDIUM - Approx. 3.5”~4” Best for laptops, lockers, helmets and skateboards.

LARGE - Approx. 5”~5.5” Best size for cars, walls, anywhere bigger is better!

Check the mock-up photo to see the different sizes of this design.

Don’t see the size you need? Message us to ask about custom sizes!

BUNDLES
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SHIPPING

We ship our stickers with USPS First Class mail via Etsy. This will provide you with a tracking number that you can check through your Etsy account. Please note, this is not a USPS tracking number - it won't work on their website!

USPS does *occasionally* lose packages. This is out of our control. If something goes wrong, please contact us and we’ll try our best to work out a satisfactory solution.

RETURNS

We do not accept returns but we will replace your sticker if something is wrong with it (arrived damaged, is defective).

Happy sticking!