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Welcome to Fully Loaded Hearts!

This lovely and hilarious card features the saying,
"You are my Valentine because... Sex, let's have it."

There are three border options available, please choose from Fleur de lis, Lace or Flower.

The Standard Card comes with a plain card flap and is $5.50.
The Premium Card, which features a matching pattern cut out on the card flap and a ribbon bow, is available for $6.50.
The Premium Card cover option is shown in the third picture.

To order a Premium Card, simply select a ribbon color.
To order a Standard Card, simply select "No Ribbon" from the Ribbon Color pulldown.

This card is part of the Original Collection.
The Original Collection Cards come in black with a cream inset - unless a different color combination is requested.

All cards are available in black, ivory or red. The red cards are cherry red. All colors come with matching envelopes.
The insets are available in cream, white, blue, turquoise, baby pink, pink, hot pink and red.
Available color combinations can be seen in the fourth picture.

To request a color combination other than black & cream, please add notes to your order and/or send a conversation to let me know. :)

The black and ivory cards are 6.5 inches (width) by 5 inches (height).
The red cards are slightly wider at 7 inches (width) by 5 inches (height).
The size of the inset is approximately 4.75 inches (width) by 3 inches (height).
Due to the handmade nature of the item, slight variations may occur.
Slight measurement variations also may occur depending on the border style chosen.

Cards are made of 65 lb acid and lignin free card stock.

Each card is handmade to order.
Please read all Shop and Shipping Policies BEFORE placing your order.
Because all of my cards are made to order, the turn around time is 3-5 business days for them to be made, and THEN they are shipped.
If you need a card to arrive within a certain timeframe, it may be doable, but you must send a conversation to confirm if it will be possible.
My personal goal is to get cards made within 1-3 days of receiving an order, but due to high demand, the ready to ship timeframe on my shop is 3-5 days.

Please do not place a custom, specialized or rush order until I have confirmed that I will be able to fulfill your order.
If you would like expedited shipping, you must choose that option at checkout. Expedited shipping gets faster delivery through the USPS, it does not shorten the 3-5 business day lead time for the cards to be made.
Please read the Shipping Policies section for more details.

Thanks for checking out my shop! <3 :) - xoxo Livie.

You are my Valentine because... Sex, let's have it. Funny Folded Card. Fully Loaded Hearts.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: 65 lb acid and lignin free card stock, Ribbon
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 41 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from California, United States
  • 36 people favorited this item