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This lovely and hilarious card features the saying,
"You are my Valentine because... Sex, let's have it."

There are three border options available, please choose from Fleur de lis, Lace or Flower.

The Standard Card comes with a plain card flap and is $5.50.
The Premium Card, which features a matching pattern cut out on the card flap and a ribbon bow, is available for $6.50.
Premium Card cover option is shown in the third picture.

To order a Premium Card, simply select a ribbon color.
To order a Standard Card, simply select "No Ribbon" from the Ribbon Color pulldown.

New for 2015! Red Cards!
If you would like to order a red card instead of the standard black card, please add a note to your order asking for a red card.
The red cards are cherry red and come with matching red envelopes.
Please note that the red cards are slightly wider than the black cards.
The red cards are 7 inches (width) by 5 inches (height), while the black cards are 6.5 inches (width) by 5 inches (height).
Red cards can been seen in the third and fifth pictures.

This card is part of the Original Collection.
The Original Collection Cards come in black with a cream inset by default.
Please add a note or send a conversation if you would like a different color combination: white, pink, or blue inset (and/or an ivory or red card).
Ivory card, as well as white, pink and blue insets are shown in the fourth picture.

The size of the card is approximately 6.5 inches (width) by 5 inches (height).
The size of the inset is approximately 4.75 inches (width) by 3 inches (height).
Due to the handmade nature of the item, slight variations may occur.
Slight measurement variations may occur also depending on the border style chosen.

6.5 in x 5 in Black cards with cream card stock insets.
Cards are made of 65 lb acid and lignin free card stock.
All cards come with matching black envelopes.

Please read all Shop Policies before placing your order. Thanks for checking out my shop! <3 :)

You are my Valentine because... Sex, let's have it. Funny Folded Card. Fully Loaded Hearts.

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: 65 lb acid and lignin free card stock, Ribbon
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 41 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from California, United States