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Funny MOTHER'S DAY CARD for Mom - Humorous card from a son or daughter

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Funny Mother's Day Card

Dear Mom,
I just wanted to say thank you for using alcohol to numb the emotional trauma of raising me instead of leaving me in a box on someone’s door step.
Love, me

Cards sold to customers in the UK will automatically be sent the Mum version :)

• 5.5” x 4.25”
• Blank inside
• Envelope included
• Mailed within 3 business days

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5 out of 5 stars
(262)
Reviewed by Anna K
5 out of 5 stars
Feb 1, 2018
So sweet for my guy from Bangladesh! Shipment was fast too! Thank you :)
I love you in Bengali - For Valentine's Day, engagement, wedding, anniversary - Boyfriend, husband, girlfriend, wife:)

Reviewed by Nicole
5 out of 5 stars
May 26, 2017
My card had been a bit damaged by the post office, and the seller reached out to me and replaced it. Such great customer service, and such a beautiful card. They went above and beyond! Would definitely buy from them again!
I love you in Irish - Card for her or him - Gift for a boyfriend, husband, girlfriend or wife or anyone you love.

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Funny MOTHER'S DAY CARD for Mom - Humorous card from a son or daughter

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