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Hello is it Brie You're Looking for Lionel Ritchie Cheese platter- large square
YES! I AM MAKING MORE!!! This item recently went viral on the Internet--please do not message me about the availability of this item as every moment I spend responding to questions about when it will be back in stock is a moment not spent on the hamster wheel-MAKIN MORE! Please follow me on Facebook (Lennymud) or Twitter (LorrieMud) where I post alerts when items are restocked.

I've been alone with you and had some wine--
And in my dreams I've had some cheese
a thousand times,
I sometimes go and pass out on my floor...
Hello: is it brie you're looking for?

If you know just what to say, and you know just what to do, then let me start by saying-this cheese platter is for you. Featuring my fan art homage to the great Lionel Richie and that fabulous video with the blind chick and the big clay head--back in the days when it wasn't creepy or inappropriate for your drama teacher to have a thing for you.

This is an upcycled and altered large square platter which measures 10 x 10 x 1. Created from HEAVY DUTY stoneware clay kiln fired several times to over 1900 degrees-all lead free eco friendly materials used. Safe to place in your dishwasher or microwave: made to be used and enjoyed!
Due to its weight, if you are an International customer who is ordering this item cannot be combined with other items or it will exceed the weight limits of First Class International. Packaged this item weighs 5 lbs.

The design for the Lionel Ritchie artwork on this platter was created by THE NICEST AND FUNNIEST GUY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD: Tony, from http://www.creativetypes.blogspot.com and his blog Creative Dad is one of the best reads on the internet! This design is used by permission, which just goes to show you there's never any harm in asking for something nicely. Did I mention that Tony is the nicest guy in the world? Please visit his blog and show the man some love.

I am happy to combine shipping for multiple purchases USA customers! I'll get you the best rate possible and refund the difference directly to your paypal account or credit card. Please browse my other items http://www.lennymud.etsy.com

International customers: this item cannot be combined with other items, sorry. Please read my shipping policies before you purchase to be aware of shipping times and possible customs fees.

IS THIS A GIFT? I never include a receipt, but I do include care instructions. I'd be happy to add a message--please leave me TO/FROM info in "note to seller" at checkout.


Frequently asked questions about LennyMud

My items are dishwasher and microwave safe. They are kiln fired and I use only lead free non toxic materials.
I package for safety- I wrap items in bubble wrap and nestle them on a bed of clean recycled brown kraft paper within a box. I am always happy to include your note instead of a receipt- please leave that info at checkout. I am sorry but I do not gift wrap.
please inquirel
Buyers are responsible for the cost to reship the item if they enter an incorrect address at checkout.
I do not offer expedited shipping options- sorry to disappoint. I will make every attempt to get an item to you by a specific date if you communicate with me what your needs are, but cannot be responsible for postal delays or for being unable to meet unrealistic dates.
I try to process orders within 1-3 days of receipt. I ship via USPS if you are in a state that is nearby to New Jersey, Fed Ex Smart post for other states and International. I do not offer expedited shipping options. If you need an item by a certain date please leave me a message in the "note to seller" field at checkout. I reserve the right toselect the carrier best suited for the order. International orders can take from 2 -4 weeks to arrive depending on the volume of your local customs office.
Recently Etsy has chosen to use language in listings that can be confusing to first time buyers. Your customs fees or import taxes are NOT included in the price of the item. Additional charges may be levied by your country based on individual import laws. I am not able to mark your package as a gift to avoid these fees- sorry to disappoint.

Hello Lionel Richie is it Brie You're Looking for Lionel Ritchie Cheese large square platter


  • Handmade item
  • Material: clay pottery ceramic
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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