CONTRAPTION: A mug and mounting bracket from yesteryear. AKA Itsa hunk of retro enamel barbershop duet that I had to roller derby over to, and elbow my way through the groping crowds, to fetch it just for you.
MATTER: light weight enamel metal
WANNA-BE ID-O-METER READING: This set has a lot of character and would be a cool addition to your retro bathroom remodel job. Or possibly it may make a good barbershop decorator item. Or it may just be the inspirational "stare it down" plot prop doo-hickey that you leave lying around to cure your writer's block. In any case, I am sure you will find some purpose for it that'll be a head-turning, jaw-dropping, air-gasping tour de force!
PROPORTIONATE TO: [ cup is about 2.5 inches tall / bracket shelf is about 6-8 inches tall ]
[ ] small enough for a flea circus
[ ] about fairy size
[ ] small enough to fall down a rabbit hole
[ x ] could shove it into a breadbox
[ ] about as big as Bigfoot's footprint
[ ] compares to a ___________
[ ] could fit into Godzilla's coffee cup
[ x ] see photo with ruler / ask if specifics needed!
[ ] feverishly dump dug
[ x ] weasel’d offa sumbody
[ ] accidentally stumbled upon
[ ] dirt fished
[ ] fell from the sky
[ ] fell off a truck
[ ] found mysteriously on doorstep
[ ] late night mad lab concoction
EXISTING STATE: [ has chips dings and imperfections throughout but still useful ]
[ ] never used & glorious
[ ] gently used & lovely
[ x ] obviously used & weathered
[ ] heavily used & exploited
[ ] misused & bunged up
[ ] abused & defunct
[ ] Filthy-McNasty & barely hanging on for dear life
YOURS FOR THE ASTONISHING MEAGER SUM OF: You can make this amazing acquisition part of your ever-growing collection for the reasonable price of $40.00 OBO!
POST SCRIPT: Get it whilst it's hot! Fill up your demented mad scientist lab with as much Odditorium paraphernalia as you can cram in a box...I gladly combine shipping and send Flat Rate to save you bucks but first, prior to finalizing your order, you must e-mail so I may adjust the fees accordingly. Will refund any shipping overages exceeding $3.00 too!
MOTTUM ODDITORIUM: Your studio is your smithy--keep it HOT!