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SALUTATION: Greetings fellow Etsyan lab rat! Everything you read about me on the bathroom wall is true...I'm EASY! Don't like the price below?...give me your OBO!

CONTRAPTION: Holy wiener worship Batman! Yes this is a Jesus Dildo. And you thought you had seen it all...until now! AKA Itsa hunk of pious penis art that I had to roller derby over to, and elbow my way through the groping crowds, to fetch it just for you.

MATTER: It is a hollow core ceramic statuette. The inside is white like bisque or china and the outside is painted.

WANNA-BE ID-O-METER READING: I think this is a shelf-sitting shock provoking conversation piece. I do not think it is designed as an actual sex toy because of the paint and its fragility. Or it may just be the inspirational "stare it down" plot prop doo-hickey that you leave lying around to cure your writer's block. In any case, I am sure you will find some purpose for it that'll be a head-turning, jaw-dropping, air-gasping tour de force!

PROPORTIONATE TO: [ about 6.5 inches long ]
[ ] small enough for a flea circus
[ ] about fairy size
[ x ] small enough to fall down a rabbit hole
[ ] could shove it into a breadbox
[ ] about as big as Bigfoot's footprint
[ ] compares to a ___________
[ ] could fit into Godzilla's coffee cup
[ x ] see photo with ruler / ask if specifics needed!

ACQUIRED VIA:
[ ] feverishly dump dug
[ ] weasel’d offa sumbody
[ x ] accidentally stumbled upon
[ ] dirt fished
[ ] fell from the sky
[ ] fell off a truck
[ ] found mysteriously on doorstep
[ ] late night mad lab concoction

EXISTING STATE: [ small flea-bite nicks into paint, no serious chips or cracks, typical shelf ware ]
[ ] never used & glorious
[ ] gently used & lovely
[ x ] obviously used & weathered
[ ] heavily used & exploited
[ ] misused & bunged up
[ ] abused & defunct
[ ] Filthy-McNasty & barely hanging on for dear life

YOURS FOR THE ASTONISHING MEAGER SUM OF: You can make this amazing acquisition part of your ever-growing collection for the reasonable price of $35.00 OBO!

POST SCRIPT: Get it whilst it's hot! Fill up your demented mad scientist lab with as much Odditorium paraphernalia as you can cram in a box...I gladly combine shipping and send Flat Rate to save you bucks but first, prior to finalizing your order, you must e-mail so I may adjust the fees accordingly. Will refund any shipping overages exceeding $3.00 too!

MOTTUM ODDITORIUM: Your studio is your smithy--keep it HOT!

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Overview

  • Vintage item from the 1970s
  • Materials: ceramic, bisque, china, porcelain
  • Feedback: 79 reviews
  • Only ships to United States from Pennsylvania, United States.
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