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The perfect ending to every night with your significant other is cuddling in a nice warm bed... full of flatulence. Everyone likes the smell of their own brand, right?

This listing is for "I Can't Wait to Get You Home and Dutch Oven You Tonight" a perfectly honest, sarcastic card that is a great way to let your significant other know you are thinking of them on an anniversary or a birthday.


Your card will be printed on beautiful, matte finish, 5" x 7" folded Mohawk Superfine stock and comes with a brown kraft paper envelope. It's blank inside for you write as much or as little as you'd like! Our logo and URL is demurely printed in light gray on the back of the card.

Thank you!

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Funny, Weird I Love You Card // Dutch Oven (farting and potty humor)

$5.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: card stock, matte paper, matte finish, smooth finish, superfine, A7, card
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 100 reviews
  • Ships from Connecticut, United States to select countries.