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Jeffrey Dahmer birthday card serial killer cannibal

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Description

Birthday wishes have never been so graphically appetizing.

Comes with an envelope, which may or not be fashioned from skin.
(It's not.)

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I ship everything USPS First Class and every order is put in the mail the same day or the next day at the latest; if there is the rare circumstance preventing me from mailing it right away, I will contact you immediately with a status update. All domestic orders will have a tracking number attached to it, which you will receive via email. If you would like to upgrade shipping to Priority or better, please convo me and I will adjust the shipping fee on the item(s) you want accordingly.

I am not responsible for items once they are handed over to the United States Postal Service, but if you haven't received your order within a week, please let me know -- I do not like unhappy customers, and I know how it feels to be on that end of a transaction!

If you're interested in buying several, might I interest you in this swell mix and match set?
https://www.etsy.com/listing/31424970/mix-and-match-5-card-set?ref=shop_home_feat_4

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(472)
Reviewed by Ashly Small
5 out of 5 stars
May 9, 2018
Awesome and hilarious thank you for the fast shipping too!
Jeffrey Dahmer birthday card serial killer cannibal

Reviewed by Laur En
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 29, 2017
Thanks. Friend loved it.
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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Jeffrey Dahmer birthday card serial killer cannibal

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cardstock, people
  • Feedback: 472 reviews
  • Favorited by: 210 people
  • Gift message available

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From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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