Spray the Bitch Away | Aromatherapy Spray/Perfume for PMS, Menopause, and Hot Flashes | Gag Gift that Really Works!

Spray the Bitch Away | Aromatherapy Spray/Perfume for PMS, Menopause, and Hot Flashes | Gag Gift that Really Works!



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Distilled Water, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Clary Sage Essential Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Rose Geranium Essential Oil, Bergamot Essential Oil, Frankincense Essential Oil, Rosemary Seed Extract, Vitamin E


Size: 2 Fluid ounces


I'm a bitch sometimes, and that's awesome. Here at Frankie and Myrrh, we think “bitch” is just another word for “a woman who gets stuff done.”

But for the times you don't want to feel like a bitch, we created Spray the Bitch Away. A blend of light and calming essential oils come together for a refreshing and relaxing experience you just have to feel to believe.

To help with PMS, hot flashes, menopausal issues, and overall general bitchiness, we use the two oils considered to be the best for those issues: Rose Geranium and Clary Sage. Then we add Lavender, Bergamot, and Frankincense, which all have a calming effect.

2.0 fl oz spray in a glass bottle.


Distilled water, Alcohol, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Essential Oils of Lavender, Bergamot, Clary Sage, Geranium, and Frankincense.

This aromatherapy spray can be used as a:

Room/Bathroom Spray
Pillow Spray
Ultra Light Perfume
Hand Sanitizer
Car Freshener
Linen Spray
For best aromatherapy and mindfulness results, spray several times into cupped hands, place hands tightly over nose and mouth, shut eyes, and breathe in deeply through nose only for 30-60 seconds or more. Repeat as necessary.

Keep out of reach of children and pets.

Do not spray directly into eyes, ears, or nose.

Keep all spray bottles tightly closed, cool, and away from direct sunlight.
**Please consult your doctor before use, if you are pregnant or have any medical condition. Avoid getting product in eyes. This product has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not intended to diagnose, cure, treat, or prevent disease. Individual results may vary.

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5 out of 5 stars

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ginalsobania Feb 24, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Love it! Pleasant scent and great sense of humor for guests visiting my powder room! Thank you!

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LBS Feb 14, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
This fragrance is divine! I know I’ll have to keep some on hand, which means I will be ordering more!

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Sara Ludwig Jan 12, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
I bought this product for myself, as I’m not a morning person and I thought I would try it on my extra grouchy days. It actually worked! And it smells great!

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vanordens3 Jan 9, 2020

5 out of 5 stars
Gave this out as gifts. Everyone that I gave it to loves it!

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