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Spray the Bitch Away | Aromatherapy Spray/Perfume for PMS Symptoms, Menopause, and Hot Flashes

Spray the Bitch Away | Aromatherapy Spray/Perfume for PMS Symptoms, Menopause, and Hot Flashes

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  • Materials: Distilled Water, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Clary Sage Essential Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Rose Geranium Essential Oil, Bergamot Essential Oil, Frankincense Essential Oil, Rosemary Seed Extract, Vitamin E
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Spray the Bitch Away | An aromatherapy spray for when you're irritated, pissed off, annoyed, tired, peeved, frustrated, enraged, and have an overall bad attitude!

I'm a bitch sometimes. This spray was created with those times in mind and with some of my favorite oils. Here at Frankie and Myrrh, we think “bitch” is just another word for “a woman who gets stuff done.”

But some situations call for a softer approach. Perhaps your boss, partner, or your kid's soccer coach just can't handle you firing on all cylinders. Besides, you deserve a relaxation break once in a while, right?

To help with PMS, hot flashes, menopausal issues, and overall general bitchiness, we use the two oils considered to be the best for those issues: Rose Geranium and Clary Sage. Then we add Lavender, Bergamot, and Frankincense, which all have a calming effect.

The spray has a wonderful, well rounded floral scent with the smell of Rose Geranium being the most prominent. Bergamot and Lavender provide the light refreshing top notes to start the scent. Clary Sage provides a strengthening woody, herbal note to the middle of the scent. The classic smell of Rose Geranium carries the scent through the middle and pleasantly lingers until Frankincense adds the needed depth at the end.

Spray the Bitch Away is a light freshwater perfume with a purpose. Always breathe in the aroma as you are using it. I use it as a deodorant spray under clothing and as a body mist after a shower. With a spritz or two it really helps freshen you up without being overpowering like synthetic perfumes/body sprays. Works great as a room freshener, car freshener, or linen spray. Carry in your purse as a hand-sanitizer. Even helps to repel insects. Spray near co-workers, friends, and relatives as needed. Spray it into the air and let them soak it in.

Recent Etsy Customer Reviews of Spray the Bitch Away:

"Awesome product! Don't change a thing. thanks"
"My mom got a good laugh and loved it too"
"This arrived very quickly & smells so good!"
"Fun to own and fun to gift. Thanks!"
"Wonderful! I couldn't describe it any better!! Wonderful!!
"I am very happy with this purchase - fast shipping, good packaging and very good item quality"


****For best aromatherapy results: Spray several times into cupped hands, place hands over nose and mouth, close your eyes, then inhale deeply only through your nose for 60 seconds or more. Repeat, if you are feeling particularly bitchy.

Our essential oils are top quality, unadulterated products suitable for therapeutic use. Blends are hand mixed in small batches.

Avoid getting product in eyes. 2.0 fl oz spray in a glass bottle.

Made with 100% natural ingredients. No synthetic dyes or fragrances.

Ingredients: Distilled water, Alcohol, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Essential Oils of Lavender, Bergamot, Clary Sage, Geranium, and Frankincense.

**Please consult your doctor before use, if you are pregnant or have any medical condition. Avoid getting product in eyes. This product has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not intended to diagnose, cure, treat, or prevent disease. Individual results may vary.



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Spray the Bitch Away | An aromatherapy spray for when you're irritated, pissed off, annoyed, tired, peeved, frustrated, enraged, and have an overall bad attitude!

I'm a bitch sometimes. This spray was created with those times in mind and with some of my favorite oils. Here at Frankie and Myrrh, we think “bitch” is just another word for “a woman who gets stuff done.”

But some situations call for a softer approach. Perhaps your boss, partner, or your kid's soccer coach just can't handle you firing on all cylinders. Besides, you deserve a relaxation break once in a while, right?

To help with PMS, hot flashes, menopausal issues, and overall general bitchiness, we use the two oils considered to be the best for those issues: Rose Geranium and Clary Sage. Then we add Lavender, Bergamot, and Frankincense, which all have a calming effect.

The spray has a wonderful, well rounded floral scent with the smell of Rose Geranium being the most prominent. Bergamot and Lavender provide the light refreshing top notes to start the scent. Clary Sage provides a strengthening woody, herbal note to the middle of the scent. The classic smell of Rose Geranium carries the scent through the middle and pleasantly lingers until Frankincense adds the needed depth at the end.

Spray the Bitch Away is a light freshwater perfume with a purpose. Always breathe in the aroma as you are using it. I use it as a deodorant spray under clothing and as a body mist after a shower. With a spritz or two it really helps freshen you up without being overpowering like synthetic perfumes/body sprays. Works great as a room freshener, car freshener, or linen spray. Carry in your purse as a hand-sanitizer. Even helps to repel insects. Spray near co-workers, friends, and relatives as needed. Spray it into the air and let them soak it in.

Recent Etsy Customer Reviews of Spray the Bitch Away:

"Awesome product! Don't change a thing. thanks"
"My mom got a good laugh and loved it too"
"This arrived very quickly & smells so good!"
"Fun to own and fun to gift. Thanks!"
"Wonderful! I couldn't describe it any better!! Wonderful!!
"I am very happy with this purchase - fast shipping, good packaging and very good item quality"


****For best aromatherapy results: Spray several times into cupped hands, place hands over nose and mouth, close your eyes, then inhale deeply only through your nose for 60 seconds or more. Repeat, if you are feeling particularly bitchy.

Our essential oils are top quality, unadulterated products suitable for therapeutic use. Blends are hand mixed in small batches.

Avoid getting product in eyes. 2.0 fl oz spray in a glass bottle.

Made with 100% natural ingredients. No synthetic dyes or fragrances.

Ingredients: Distilled water, Alcohol, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Essential Oils of Lavender, Bergamot, Clary Sage, Geranium, and Frankincense.

**Please consult your doctor before use, if you are pregnant or have any medical condition. Avoid getting product in eyes. This product has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not intended to diagnose, cure, treat, or prevent disease. Individual results may vary.



You may also like our other calming sprays:

Road Rage Reducer --- Relief From Rush Hour, Slow Turners, Tailgaters, Cutter-Offers, Detours, Psycho Cyclists, and Pushy Pedestrians
https://www.etsy.com/listing/126747939/road-rage-reducer-relief-from-rush-hour?ref=shop_home_active

Purple People Pleaser --- When In Doubt, Use Lavender. Aromatherapy Spray/Perfume
https://www.etsy.com/listing/126967293/purple-people-pleaser-when-in-doubt-use?ref=shop_home_active

Hello Sunshine --- An Aromatherapy Spray/ Perfume to Kick Start Your Spirits
https://www.etsy.com/listing/126869339/hello-sunshine-an-aromatherapy-spray



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