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Spray the Bitch Away | Essential Oil Spray/Perfume for PMS, Menopause, and Hot Flashes | Lavender Gag Gift that Really Works!

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Jan 26-31

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: Distilled Water, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Clary Sage Essential Oil, Lavender Essential Oil, Rose Geranium Essential Oil, Bergamot Essential Oil, Frankincense Essential Oil, Rosemary Seed Extract, Vitamin E

  • Volume: 2 fluid ounces

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I'm a bitch sometimes, and that's awesome. Here at Frankie and Myrrh, we think “bitch” is just another word for “a woman who gets stuff done.”

But for the times you don't want to feel like a bitch, we created Spray the Bitch Away. A blend of light and calming essential oils come together for a refreshing and relaxing experience you just have to feel to believe.

To help with PMS, hot flashes, menopausal issues, and overall general bitchiness, we use the two oils considered to be the best for those issues: Rose Geranium and Clary Sage. Then we add Lavender, Bergamot, and Frankincense, which all have a calming effect.

2.0 fl oz spray in a glass bottle.

Ingridients

Distilled water, Alcohol, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Essential Oils of Lavender, Bergamot, Clary Sage, Geranium, and Frankincense.

This aromatherapy spray can be used as a:

Room/Bathroom Spray
Pillow Spray
Ultra Light Perfume
Car Freshener
Linen Spray
For best aromatherapy and mindfulness results, spray several times into cupped hands, place hands tightly over nose and mouth, shut eyes, and breathe in deeply through nose only for 30-60 seconds or more. Repeat as necessary.

Keep out of reach of children and pets.

Do not spray directly into eyes, ears, or nose.

Keep all spray bottles tightly closed, cool, and away from direct sunlight.
**Please consult your doctor before use, if you are pregnant or have any medical condition. Avoid getting product in eyes. This product has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not intended to diagnose, cure, treat, or prevent disease. Individual results may vary.

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Jan 26-31

Jan 23

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After you place your order, FrankieandMyrrh will take 1 business day to prepare it for shipment.

Jan 24

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Jan 26-31

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Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Jan 26-31!

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Ships from Napoleon, OH

3,480 reviews

5 out of 5 stars

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Irma Martinez Apr 10, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Lol! AMAZING PRODUCT! I #ABSOLUTLYLOVEtheNAME, that’s what caught my attention, not only the fact that at the time I truly was feeling such symptoms. The aroma /fragrance is absolutely calming and relaxing yet making making you feel sensual , clean Ans beautiful. I have already shared the product name name and shown the product to so many that I truly hope they will order and joint the cause!!!!!! Because I’m HOOKED for life! I will without a doubt be ordering this again. Shipment was fast! I was definitely impressed . I am very impressed with this business owner Ans comment them for coming up with such catchy And yet unique fragrances that we can ALL RELATE TO. :)

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Alivia Dec 29, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

I had bought this as a gag gift for our family dirty Santa, but it didn’t come in time (not seller’s fault! they shipped it same day!). However! This bottle is high quality bottle and the scent is amazing! Definitely works like a charm when I’m moody. And the cute stickers and extra care in packaging is a nice detail. I’m glad things worked out the way they did so I can keep it for myself now lol. Looking forward to purchasing more from this store and would recommend to anyone!

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5 out of 5 stars

Super cute packaging! Even more in love with the products. I’m excited to stick my “spray the bitch away” magnet on my nursing work locker. The other nurses will be jealous! This is a stress relief must-have! So appreciative. Thanks for being awesome!

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littlefoot907 Dec 21, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

I have not received my order yet, I know this has nothing to do with the vendor, but I order this on the 9th, and Im not sure if Ill have it before Christmas. Update: Came just in time and loved it! My mom got a good laugh our of it. And I loved the extra sticker and the hand written thank you. I will definitely buy from here again. Thank you!

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