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Beauty comes with age... You look AWESOME! How many years did it take you to look that good? Just a few, eh?

NOTE: We can customize this shirt to reference any number of years you would like, it doesn't have to be 70. Maybe the special person in your life looks good after 71 or 72, or 79 years. You get it!

Welcome to BlastGear! We most commonly offer T-shirts, hoodies, and babydoll shirts in a variety of colors and sizes... but we can get other garments, too (i.e. V-neck shirts, jerseys, aprons, bags, etc.). We have a great design team and everything produced is made to order. We offer an ever expanding selection of our own unique designs, and we stock a large selection of pre-cut designs from licensed resellers. We're super easy to work with and can create anything you'd like to see on any type of garment. Just let us know what you're looking for!

Garment specifics:
► This shirt can be customized! Change the shirt color, design color, or both!
► Shirt is brand new, made-to-order, then wrapped in our own original factory packaging
► Professionally applied design that will not crack or fade over time
► Super-soft preshrunk 100% cotton jersey knit material for comfort and durability
► Side seem construction with slightly tapered missy fit, near cap sleeves

ADULT sizes available:
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Sizing (Length¹ x Chest²):
S (0-4) = 25.5" x 17.25"
M (4-8) = 26" x 19.25"
L (8-10) = 27" x 21.25"
XL (10-12) = 28" x 23.25"
2XL (12-14) = 28.5" x 25.25"
3XL (14-16) = 29" x 27.25"

¹ Length is measured down the shirt from neck to hem
² Chest is measured across the shirt from armpit to armpit

Other questions? Click on "View shop policies" or "Contact the shop owner" below. Information related to payment, shipping, returns, feedback... it's all there. Bulk orders are available, and we'll mix and match! Nothing is out of the question.

It Took Me 70 Years To Look This Good funny 70th Birthday womens T-shirt — Any color/Any size - Adult S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL



  • Handmade item
  • Material: cotton
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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