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Nicolas Cage Tshirt. Well holy shit sandwich. Looks like I got a break from Etsy suspending my account long enough to finally put out some new crap for you. If you missed the saga, Etsy keeps suspending me because of my over use of: FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT. Woops, sorry Mark & Eliza ;)

The second new shirt of the year, but one that has been decades in the making, my dedication to OTG, Nic Cage. This is actually the first time I've had people call my work sacrilegious. Apparently HAIL SATAN & Lucifer Vuitton are viewed as pretty "tame", Jesus giving the finger is like, no biggie, but here is Nic with a crown of thorns and HOLY SHIT PULL OUT THE BIBLE IT'S TIME TO READ THIS BOY SOME VERSES. Whatever, ya'll soft.

I don't really have much else to say at the moment. You see, it's kind of the tail end of winter here in Detroit and those of us who survived physically are still completely dead emotionally - seriously - you're all in to this zombie shit, hang out for a winter in Detroit, your fantasy fulfilled.

I'll leave you with a Nic Cage quote: "I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."


Nicolas Cage, OTG.

Available XS-2XL, printed on a soft as kitty cats 100% cotton sand or mint colored shirt. One color hand-pulled screenprint.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (hehe hi Etsy Integrity)

Oh and hey I know the shirt is a little wrinkly in the product shot. Unfortunately while photoshop does have a whole suite full of features to color balance, correct the light, etc they still haven't put in a button for "correct the wrinkles because you're too much of a lazy shit to iron the shirt before you take pics of it". HEY ADOBE I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU

Nicolas Cage Shirt What Would Nic Do wwnd Nicolas Cage One True God

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: tshirt, cotton, ink, silkscreen, screen print, wet house, nicolas cage
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 665 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from Michigan, United States
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