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Funny Bridesmaid Card / Will You Be My Maid of Honor? Try to look fat - Accordion-fold Card Invitation- Funny Foldout Card - Asking

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Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

Sale details

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Description

Use this funny bridesmaid card (or maid of honor, etc.) to ask your friends to be in your wedding party. Let's just make sure your wedding party members know the unspoken rules of your special day.

• Select recipient from drop-down, or pick "other" and specify recipient in checkout notes
• Unique fold-out card printed on heavy card stock
• Matching envelope
• A6 size: Folded: 4.5 x 6.25", Unfolded: 13.5 x 6.25"

Folded: Try to look fat.
Unfolded: For my wedding, trust me...when I say that I really want you to look as great as I do, the fact is, I do mean it. Will you be my...(bridesmaid, maid of honor, etc.)?

Visit FINCHandHARE.com for complete product line.

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Need this to be a THANK YOU FOR BEING MY... card? Request this a checkout!

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© 2013 Heather Abbott. All rights reserved.
Use this funny bridesmaid card (or maid of honor, etc.) to ask your friends to be in your wedding party. Let's just make sure your wedding party members know the unspoken rules of your special day.

• Select recipient from drop-down, or pick "other" and specify recipient in checkout notes
• Unique fold-out card printed on heavy card stock
• Matching envelope
• A6 size: Folded: 4.5 x 6.25", Unfolded: 13.5 x 6.25"

Folded: Try to look fat.
Unfolded: For my wedding, trust me...when I say that I really want you to look as great as I do, the fact is, I do mean it. Will you be my...(bridesmaid, maid of honor, etc.)?

Visit FINCHandHARE.com for complete product line.

***

Need this to be a THANK YOU FOR BEING MY... card? Request this a checkout!

***

© 2013 Heather Abbott. All rights reserved.

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• Orders must be paid in full before we begin or ship your order.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 1 hour of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Returns and exchange details

IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND OR ORDERED THE WRONG ITEMS:
• Contact us immediately, within 5 days of delivery.
• For stock items, we’ll send instructions on how to return your items.
• Returned items must be in new condition and in full sets.
• The product-portion of your returned order will be refunded. If your order had free shipping, the product will be refunded minus a return-order charge of $5.
• Original and return shipping is buyer's responsibility.
• Custom orders are usually not refundable.

IF YOUR ORDER IS INCORRECT OR WAS DAMAGED IN SHIPMENT:
• Contact us immediately, within 5 days of delivery.
• We will work to get your order completed right away.

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Shipping policies

SHIPPING TIMES:
• Orders ship with standard USPS shipping, but there are upgrades available at checkout.
• Vary depending on local post office efficiency, weather conditions, holiday seasons, etc..
• Delivery timelines below are estimates only, and do not include our processing time.
• Unless marked "guaranteed," refunds are not given for items received outside of time range.

***HOLIDAY SHIPMENTS: Please see the USPS’s recommended ship by dates for the holidays - note these are not guaranteed delivery dates, and do not include our processing time: https://www.usps.com/holiday/holiday-shipping-dates.htm


STANDARD/FIRST CLASS MAIL without tracking*:
Within the US: 3-10 business days (usually 3-5 business days), timeframe not guaranteed
International: 2-6 weeks (usually closer to 2-3 weeks), timeframe not guaranteed
*Tracking not included in standard shipping of 1-3 greeting cards. For those orders, the option to upgrade and add tracking has same timeframe for shipping

PRIORITY MAIL (Upgrade Option) with tracking:
Within the US: 2-3 business days, timeframe not guaranteed, tracking
International: 6-10 business days, timeframe not guaranteed, tracking in most countries

PRIORITY MAIL EXPRESS (Upgrade Option) with tracking (no shipping on weekends or holidays):
Within the US: 1-2 business days, guaranteed (2-day)
International: 3-5 business days, guaranteed (5-day) to major destinations in Australia, China, France, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Hong Kong, Japan, South Korea, Singapore and Spain; not guaranteed to other countries or non-major locations*

FEDEX (Upgrade Option) with tracking: (Delivered with NO signature required)
Within the US: 3 business days, guaranteed
International: 5-7 business days, guaranteed
SHIPPING TIMES:
• Orders ship with standard USPS shipping, but there are upgrades available at checkout.
• Vary depending on local post office efficiency, weather conditions, holiday seasons, etc..
• Delivery timelines below are estimates only, and do not include our processing time.
• Unless marked "guaranteed," refunds are not given for items received outside of time range.

***HOLIDAY SHIPMENTS: Please see the USPS’s recommended ship by dates for the holidays - note these are not guaranteed delivery dates, and do not include our processing time: https://www.usps.com/holiday/holiday-shipping-dates.htm


STANDARD/FIRST CLASS MAIL without tracking*:
Within the US: 3-10 business days (usually 3-5 business days), timeframe not guaranteed
International: 2-6 weeks (usually closer to 2-3 weeks), timeframe not guaranteed
*Tracking not included in standard shipping of 1-3 greeting cards. For those orders, the option to upgrade and add tracking has same timeframe for shipping

PRIORITY MAIL (Upgrade Option) with tracking:
Within the US: 2-3 business days, timeframe not guaranteed, tracking
International: 6-10 business days, timeframe not guaranteed, tracking in most countries

PRIORITY MAIL EXPRESS (Upgrade Option) with tracking (no shipping on weekends or holidays):
Within the US: 1-2 business days, guaranteed (2-day)
International: 3-5 business days, guaranteed (5-day) to major destinations in Australia, China, France, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Hong Kong, Japan, South Korea, Singapore and Spain; not guaranteed to other countries or non-major locations*

FEDEX (Upgrade Option) with tracking: (Delivered with NO signature required)
Within the US: 3 business days, guaranteed
International: 5-7 business days, guaranteed

Additional policies

CUSTOMS/DUTIES - INTERNATIONAL BUYERS:
• Many countries charge Value-Added Tax (VAT) or Customs Fees on purchases from the U.S.
• These are not shipping charges, they are taxes.
• Buyers are responsible to pay these taxes/fees within their own country.
• Merchants are not able or allowed to charge or collect for these fees.
• Please investigate these fees before ordering.

FAQs

Nope! A fold-out card and envelope weigh less than 1 ounce, so they can be shipped with a regular stamp within the U.S.
We can switch out color for color. For example, on a card with red and gray text, we can replace one color instead of the red text and/or one color for the gray. For envelopes, we have red, gray or white. We do not offer drafts for color or wording changes. If you decide to order, let us know the details in the notes to seller section at checkout.
We will do our best, but we don’t guarantee exact color matches. Pantone numbers or a link to the colors you are trying to match will help us. Let us know the details in the notes to seller section at checkout. Monitors display color differently, so the color you see on screen may be different than the actual color of the color you see on your screen.
We do not offer metallic ink printing.
You can add names or a line of text to fold-out cards. On wedding party cards, the last “Will you be my…?” line can be changed to whatever you’d like. These changes can be requested in the notes section at checkout. Requests for changes to the text that creates the fold-out message need to be made prior to purchase.
Yes. Use the recipient’s name and address in the shipping portion of the order. In the notes section at checkout:
• Let us know it’s shipping directly
• How you’d like it signed (your first name, “Love, your name”, etc.)
Design fees for custom fold-out cards start at $50 (not including cost of card/s). Contact us for further details and pricing.
Available to eligible retail stores. Visit me at FINCHandHARE.com.
The tracking system can be handy, but unfortunately also very inconsistent. Some places and postal workers don't scan items, so we may not see many entries on your package.

For international orders, the last entry we see, outside of being scanned “delivered,” is often when it leaves the U.S. or arrives into Customs. Although the tracking system is somewhat unreliable, packages are very rarely lost, in my experience. If your order hasn’t arrived within 4 weeks, let us know. We may know of a Customs backup in your country or whether other orders are delayed as well.

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