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long day fighting bruise & muscle rub (big bottle)

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long day fighting bruise & muscle rub (big bottle)

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Volume: 8 Fluid ounces
  • Materials: grapeseed oil, marjoram essential oil, fennel seed essential oil, ginger essential oil, black pepper essential oil, rosemary essential oil, clove essential oil, arnica oil, vitamin e oil

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Description

whether you’re fighting to win a tournament versus armed opponents • or fighting to get your best friend’s couch into their third-floor walkup • at the end of the day you’re gonna want a bottle of this

there’s a whole pile of make-muscles-happy ingredients • rosemary, clove, & black pepper essential oils among others • plus arnica of course • & it’s been tested by approximately every fighter in the kingdom of the outlands

rub it right on in • you’ll feel better

not to be used internally • or in the bath • just don’t

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Ma Cobb's Joint Liniment & Long Day Fighting Bruise & Muscle Rub are real-world miracles. If she sold this 600 years ago, she would have been run out of town as a witch! I'd never shop anywhere else.
-- Lord Michael M'Quilline

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ingredients • grapeseed oil • marjoram, ginger, clove, fennel seed, rosemary, & black pepper essential oils • arnica oil • vitamin e oil

size • 8 oz • 237 mL

handmade • natural • crap free • guaranteed
whether you’re fighting to win a tournament versus armed opponents • or fighting to get your best friend’s couch into their third-floor walkup • at the end of the day you’re gonna want a bottle of this

there’s a whole pile of make-muscles-happy ingredients • rosemary, clove, & black pepper essential oils among others • plus arnica of course • & it’s been tested by approximately every fighter in the kingdom of the outlands

rub it right on in • you’ll feel better

not to be used internally • or in the bath • just don’t

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Ma Cobb's Joint Liniment & Long Day Fighting Bruise & Muscle Rub are real-world miracles. If she sold this 600 years ago, she would have been run out of town as a witch! I'd never shop anywhere else.
-- Lord Michael M'Quilline

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ingredients • grapeseed oil • marjoram, ginger, clove, fennel seed, rosemary, & black pepper essential oils • arnica oil • vitamin e oil

size • 8 oz • 237 mL

handmade • natural • crap free • guaranteed

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~*~ don’t like your plunder? ~*~

not happy with your purchase • let me know & i’ll fix it • if all else fails you can send it back (unless you’ve used some) within fifteen days of when you got it • once i get it back i’ll ship your exchange (or refund your money) • & let you know it’s on its way

~*~ loot broken, wrong, or lost? ~*~

if it’s wrong, let me know & i’ll send the right thing • if it’s broken, save everything (including the box) & let me know (pictures are useful too) & i’ll replace it • if you think it’s lost talk to me & i’ll go poke the post office about it

Shipping policies

~*~ ship ahoy ~*~

i ship on tuesdays and fridays • unless i’m on the road or at a long show • (or it’s a diy order because those take longer) • i use usps first class or priority • if you want your stuff shipped another way just ask and i’ll let you know if it’ll cost more

please make really sure you got your address right • & that you pick up your package if you need • if i have to ship again because of either of those i’ll pass the cost on to you

Additional policies

~*~ catalog~*~

i’d seriously rather have more trees than a printed catalog

~*~ privacy ~*~

i don’t share your personal information with anyone ever • (i really hate it when that happens) • when you pay with a card on my website or at a show • it’s encrypted & transmitted using state of the art SSL (Secure Socket Layers) tech • & i’m the only person who ever has access • my credit card processor is also PCI compliant • which protects your card information during & after your purchase

~*~ disclaimer ~*~

allergic reactions to my stuff are rare • but it’s your job to remember your allergies & sensitivities • the information presented on this website is not meant to diagnose or treat any medical condition • nor to replace the advice or care of a qualified health professional

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