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Funny Mug, coffee mug, tea cup, diner mug, Your Tears, boss gift, office decor, coworker gift, gag gift, professional gift, snarky

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Hand painted mug with 'Your Tears' in turquoise blue with a small 'muwahahaha' in black on opposite side. Ships in 5-7 business days. If you need the item expedited for a special occasion please email me at knotworkshop [!at] gmail.com to check on availability.

I'm not evil. I'm really not. You might be. And fair enough. Can't have good without evil. I'm not saying I'm good either. I'm somewhere on the spectrum between the two I think. Although I do think I'd like to drink someone's tears. Does that make me evil? If so I'll accept it. If the world were perfect I'd love a martini of unicorn tears. I'd drink it while wearing a baby seal coat and sitting on a stool made of jackalope bones.

Right that's totally pure evil. should've kept that to myself.

-- Mug is microwave and dishwasher safe. Ink is heat-set but please do not use abrasives on the painted surface. Mug is approximately 3.75" tall and holds about 8 oz, but weighs over a pound (which is why shipping is so expensive- these are the old fashioned heavy diner mugs).

-- Want to change this mug a bit? Just let me know in the 'note to knotworkshop'- a small box you can fill in after adding this item to your cart. That's also where you should put the name if you personalize the mug. Note, if you add a name that will be on the opposite side of the mug instead of 'muwahahaha'.

-- When choosing orientation, the illustration will face away from the drinker when the handle is in the selected hand.

-- Want a completely custom mug? https://www.etsy.com/listing/210869872/custom-mug-coffee-tea-cup-diner-mug

-- Note, mug will be made to order so may vary slightly from photo.

Please visit the rest of my shop to see more freaking awesome stuff:
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Hand painted mug with 'Your Tears' in turquoise blue with a small 'muwahahaha' in black on opposite side. Ships in 5-7 business days. If you need the item expedited for a special occasion please email me at knotworkshop [!at] gmail.com to check on availability.

I'm not evil. I'm really not. You might be. And fair enough. Can't have good without evil. I'm not saying I'm good either. I'm somewhere on the spectrum between the two I think. Although I do think I'd like to drink someone's tears. Does that make me evil? If so I'll accept it. If the world were perfect I'd love a martini of unicorn tears. I'd drink it while wearing a baby seal coat and sitting on a stool made of jackalope bones.

Right that's totally pure evil. should've kept that to myself.

-- Mug is microwave and dishwasher safe. Ink is heat-set but please do not use abrasives on the painted surface. Mug is approximately 3.75" tall and holds about 8 oz, but weighs over a pound (which is why shipping is so expensive- these are the old fashioned heavy diner mugs).

-- Want to change this mug a bit? Just let me know in the 'note to knotworkshop'- a small box you can fill in after adding this item to your cart. That's also where you should put the name if you personalize the mug. Note, if you add a name that will be on the opposite side of the mug instead of 'muwahahaha'.

-- When choosing orientation, the illustration will face away from the drinker when the handle is in the selected hand.

-- Want a completely custom mug? https://www.etsy.com/listing/210869872/custom-mug-coffee-tea-cup-diner-mug

-- Note, mug will be made to order so may vary slightly from photo.

Please visit the rest of my shop to see more freaking awesome stuff:
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪
http://knotworkshop.etsy.com
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If payment is not received within 2 business days without prior agreement, sale may be canceled.

Not satisfied with your item for any reason? I offer full refunds or exchanges within 7 days of receiving the item (with the exception of personalized items). Simply send the order back to me and when I receive it I will refund your payment.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
Not satisfied with your item for any reason? I offer refund of the purchase price less shipping or exchanges within 7 days of receiving the item (with the exception of personalized items).

Shipping policies

I ship all items first class or priority via USPS.All domestic orders will receive delivery confirmation. Convo me if you would like an alternate shipping method and I can adjust your invoice.

I ship to the address you have listed in your Etsy order. Please make sure your address is correct. If you realize there's an error after placing an order, email me asap to EmailKnot@gmail.com with subject "change of address".

***NOTE: International orders are shipped via First Class International mail. I cannot be held responsible for customs fees your package may incur as they are imposed by the receiving country and are not in my control. I also cannot declare that a purchase is a gift on a customs form. This is a federal offense in the US and carries severe penalties.

***NOTE: Due to various international shipping catastrophes that are known to happen I cannot guarantee delivery for Christmas outside the US.

Additional policies

I would love to make any of my items to order. Please request materials and/or colors and I will be thrilled to create your heart's desire.

Bulk discount orders are also welcome!

Last, I tend not to leave feedback for buyers. However, if you would like feedback on your account I am very happy to do so. Simply contact me and I'll provide it!

Funny Mug, coffee mug, tea cup, diner mug, Your Tears, boss gift, office decor, coworker gift, gag gift, professional gift, snarky

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Can be personalized: Yes
  • Capacity: 9 Fluid ounces
  • Materials: mug, paint
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 3732 reviews
  • Favorited by: 1530 people

Shipping & returns

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From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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