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OUTSIDE: Mom, Thanks to YOU--I'm a BITCH
INSIDE: Beautiful, Inspired, Talented, Compassionate, Human Being HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
CARD: One 5x7 folded card 80# Sand Speck Fiber Recycled
ENVELOPE: Size A7 Sand Speck Fiber Recycled
PACKAGING: Protected by a cellophane sleeve

You can now CUSTOMIZE your card with a special message...
Simply add your message (up to 200 characters) in the ‘Note to Stroke of Genius Cards’ box at checkout. Please make sure your spelling and wording are exactly as you want them to appear, as we will copy and paste the text you provide. Your message will be in Times Italic font.

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For the FATHER'S DAY version of this card, see

All designs and wording of cards are Copyright 2013, All Rights Reserved Seven Miles Per Second and may not be used or reproduced in any form without permission.

Frequently asked questions about SevenMilesPerSecond

We welcome custom requests! Please convo us with your idea and we'll let you know if we're able to make it happen. There may be an additional fee based on the amount of materials and labor involved.
Most orders will ship the next day, depending on what time they are purchased. While we do have most items in stock, some items occasionally will need to be ordered, and this can increase the shipping time to 7 to 10 business days. If you need the order quickly, send us a convo and we'll be happy to let you know if the item is in stock.
Yes! We offer a complimentary 'A Gift for You' or 'A Gift for Baby' card if your order is being sent directly to the recipient. Just let us know what you'd like it to say in the 'Note to Seller' box at checkout.

Mother's Day Card Funny Mom, Thanks To You-I'm a BITCH



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  • Materials: paper, cardstock, envelope, greeting card, ink, humor, stroke of genius cards
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