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A hat, a rather cunning hat. Jayne style.

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A hat, a rather cunning hat. Jayne style.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: acrylic and wool, love, misbehaving, two strand knitting
  • Favorited by: 63 people
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From Saint Charles, MO

Description

I make hats of many colors - have been for quite a while now. I like them all. :)

And if you ask, I'll write you a letter.

I definitely won't be writing about any foxes, though. That's just depressing thinking about what the Alliance does to folks it doesn't care about.

*Here is my original listing, some proper names were [Redacted] * :D

Ma [Redacted] didn't raise no fool, and sure as shootin' you gotta love a Ma like that - 'n wear whatever she makes for you with love and pride. It may just be the sweetest hat ever.

If you're a fan of [Redacted], then you're sure to recognize this cunning chapeau, made for [Redacted] by his ever-lovin' Ma.

I've searched a good long while looking for the perfect colors for this hat, and I believe I've found the best representation here. I see a lot of bright colored [Redacted] hats out there in the 'Verse, and it makes me a little sad inside. I don't remember seeing many bright colors in the show - that kind of colorin' just makes you an easier target, son.

I use two strands of yarn when knitting, makes for a very sturdy hat and looks so much better. I constructed the ear flaps to curl a bit, and my pom on top has a slightly uneven trim - the same kind of love Ma [Redacted] put in to hers for her boy I make for you.

The hats can be made for larger or smaller heads - the hats I have on hand are for a head that is around 22 inches, give or take an inch or two. Measure around the forehead and tell me the circumference.

If you would prefer a different size, please convo me - I will tell you how long it will take me to make that hat (usually only a day, maybe two) for you.

The yarn packaging states that it is a machine washable wool/acrylic blend, but I would recommend hand washing to keep the pom together. Lay flat to dry. If it can't be hand washed, put it in a pillowcase and use the delicate cycle.

If you would like me to include Ma [Redacted] 's letter to [Redacted] (hand written), I'd be happy to do so at no extra charge. Just let me know in the comments section of your order.

All of my items come from a smoke free home, thank you so much for looking!


If you have any questions, please convo me.
I make hats of many colors - have been for quite a while now. I like them all. :)

And if you ask, I'll write you a letter.

I definitely won't be writing about any foxes, though. That's just depressing thinking about what the Alliance does to folks it doesn't care about.

*Here is my original listing, some proper names were [Redacted] * :D

Ma [Redacted] didn't raise no fool, and sure as shootin' you gotta love a Ma like that - 'n wear whatever she makes for you with love and pride. It may just be the sweetest hat ever.

If you're a fan of [Redacted], then you're sure to recognize this cunning chapeau, made for [Redacted] by his ever-lovin' Ma.

I've searched a good long while looking for the perfect colors for this hat, and I believe I've found the best representation here. I see a lot of bright colored [Redacted] hats out there in the 'Verse, and it makes me a little sad inside. I don't remember seeing many bright colors in the show - that kind of colorin' just makes you an easier target, son.

I use two strands of yarn when knitting, makes for a very sturdy hat and looks so much better. I constructed the ear flaps to curl a bit, and my pom on top has a slightly uneven trim - the same kind of love Ma [Redacted] put in to hers for her boy I make for you.

The hats can be made for larger or smaller heads - the hats I have on hand are for a head that is around 22 inches, give or take an inch or two. Measure around the forehead and tell me the circumference.

If you would prefer a different size, please convo me - I will tell you how long it will take me to make that hat (usually only a day, maybe two) for you.

The yarn packaging states that it is a machine washable wool/acrylic blend, but I would recommend hand washing to keep the pom together. Lay flat to dry. If it can't be hand washed, put it in a pillowcase and use the delicate cycle.

If you would like me to include Ma [Redacted] 's letter to [Redacted] (hand written), I'd be happy to do so at no extra charge. Just let me know in the comments section of your order.

All of my items come from a smoke free home, thank you so much for looking!


If you have any questions, please convo me.

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(60)
  • arcanecafe Feb 25, 2018
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Michelle Gilmore May 10, 2017
    5 out of 5 stars
    I ordered three cunning hats from Paula (we're a geek family!), they are absolutely brilliant. Really soft and comfy, and she had them custom made super quickly for us. Handwritten note from a certain Mother, was a brilliant finishing touch!
    A hat, a rather cunning hat. Jayne style.
  • John Taylor Mar 31, 2017
    5 out of 5 stars
    Paula was prompt and professional from start to finish. I bought two hats; one for myself and another as a gift. She contacted me immediately after the purchase and insisted that both hats be crafted to the proper size, rather than pulled from stock. The shipment went out with a lightning-fast turnaround, and I received it in time for my father's birthday. The best part is it fits like a glove and is just as "cunning" as the original.

    Thanks, Paula!
    A hat, a rather cunning hat. Jayne style.
  • Joel Dec 21, 2017
    5 out of 5 stars
    This hat was purchased as a gift for my wife. I had nothing but an excellent experience with this purchase. I had some questions about sizing that were answered very quickly. The immediate response I received prompted me to buy from this seller. Once the hat shipped, it actually arrived two days sooner than expected. The quality of craftsmanship is amazing. The hat looks like the one seen on The Big Bang Theory. The fit of the hat was exactly as advertised and fit perfectly. My wife wears size 7 1/8 hats which is roughly 22 inches. There is still enough stretch for slightly larger heads. My wife loves it and wore it on our annual trip to Disneyland for the Christmas season. The seller even takes the extra step of including cleaning instructions which is very much appreciated. I highly recommend this seller.
    This hat was purchased as a gift for my wife. I had nothing but an excellent experience with this purchase. I had some questions about sizing that were answered very quickly. The immediate response I received prompted me to buy from this seller. Once the hat shipped, it actually arrived two days sooner than expected. The quality of craftsmanship is amazing. The hat looks like the one seen on The Big Bang Theory. The fit of the hat was exactly as advertised and fit perfectly. My wife wears size 7 1/8 hats which is roughly 22 inches. There is still enough stretch for slightly larger...
    Hand knit Santa hat, Penny from Big Bang Theory - Christmas Red White

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Refunds are on a case by case basis and expire after 2 weeks.
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Shipping policies

All items within the US are shipped via USPS priority mail. International orders are shipped first class.
**If you would like EXPEDITED overnight shipping please contact me by convo for additional rate information***
Items that are ready to ship will ship within 2-3 days of payment.
I ship domestic and international.
Domestic is via USPS priority mail with delivery confirmation.
International is via USPS first class international
***Expedited shipping available for an additional fee***If you would like a different delivery option please convo me and we can discuss the options. If you would prefer tracking on your package registered mail is available, please contact me for prices.
I ship most items within 24-48 hours of payment, unless stated in the item's description.
I am not responsible for items lost during the shipping process, if you would like to add insurance onto your item please convo me for rates.

***International buyers, please note: I am not responsible for customs charges on items, these are determined by the country being shipped to and are not included in your shipping*****

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Wait times on custom orders begin after payment is received.

Orders within the US usually take 2-3 business days to arrive(I ship via priority mail), and International orders generally take 2-3 weeks approximately dependent on the service and customs practices of the specific country).


Some countries may charge customs fees; buyers are responsible for paying their own customs fees. US custom forms are filled out when shipping internationally and I must declare all items as purchases. I am not responsible for items lost during the shipping process, if you would like to purchase insurance on your item, pleases convo me for additional rates.

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