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Hand painted ceramic mug with 'Lord Nerd' and 'Lady Nerd' in black.

I wish I were royalty. I always hope some dude in a bowler hat will knock on my door and say, guess what- you're not only fabulously wealthy, you're fifth in line to the throne. I don't even care which throne. It could be fifth in line to a Game of Thrones book sale. I'm still fabulously wealthy so who cares whether I rule a country or a Barnes and Noble? And actually I don't want to rule anything. I want a castle and shit. That's all.

In the meantime I guess I'll just have to rule in the third world country known as my house. We have running water, and some commerce. But our resources are scarce and we're heavily in debt to much larger governments. And the only royal decree is that people clean up their own vomit after the age of 16, and we watch Doctor Who on Saturday nights. It's a nerdy, clean up your own vomit kind of kingdom. No one can stop me from being Lady of this crap manor.

I would love to customize these mugs in some other way if you'd prefer. Just send me a message so we can create your own unique design together. Note, items will be made to order so please expect some slight variation.

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: ceramic mug, paint
  • Made to order
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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