Wiped My Butt - Mother's Day Card
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Mom. She's always been there for you. So next time you think about not getting her something nice for Mother's Day, imagine if she thought the same way about wiping your butt when you were nothing but a flesh-colored poop machine.
Front: In the past, you wiped my butt. In the future, I'll return the favor.
Inside: Happy Mother's Day!
All of our cards are printed on 70lb bright white 5.5" x 4.25" stock made with recycled materials. Each piece comes with one of our signature 60lb Electric Green self sealing envelopes and two Awcard Turtle sticker seals. How classy. Your card will ship in a sturdy 6"x8" self sealing cardboard mailer guaranteed to protect against bumps, nicks and raccoon attacks.
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504 reviews5 out of 5 stars
I got this card in 3 days! It's great quality and I love the colorful envelope.
Quick shipping + great product = happy customer. Thank you!! My mother loved this :)
My mother has said this horrid phrase to me my entire life, i.e. "I wiped your butt for so many years..." etc. I cannot wait to see her face on Mother's Day when she reads this card. She will love it!
Love it! Good price, fast shipping. Finally a card that has the same sense of humor that was passed down from my mother to me!! So awesome! Thank you!
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