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Uteruses Before Duderuses - Parks and Recreation Quote - Galentines Day Gift - Funny Modern Cross Stitch Embroidery - 4 Inch Hoop

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"You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries."
- Leslie Knope

Whatever the phrase, the message is clear. This would be a great gift for the Ann Perkins to your Leslie Knope.

Check out this item's sisters:
Hoes Before Bros: https://www.etsy.com/bananyastand/listing/249659068/hoes-before-bros-parks-and-recreation
Ovaries Before Brovaries: https://www.etsy.com/bananyastand/listing/120747679/ovaries-before-brovaries-parks-and
Sisters Before Misters: https://www.etsy.com/bananyastand/listing/249661648/sisters-before-misters-parks-and

The whole set would be great for bridesmaid gifts, or for showing your favorite ladies some appreciation on Galentines Day.

Want to make this for yourself? I have the pattern for sale over here: https://www.etsy.com/bananyastand/listing/216889945/pattern-parks-and-recreation-cross

★ Display Ideas
→ Hang directly on a small nail or tack.
→ Hang from a ribbon threaded through the top of the hoop.
→ Prop on a shelf.
→ Great for livening up your office at home or at work.

★ Materials
→ The exact item pictured has been sold, but your hoop will be made with the same design and colors. Any slight variances will be due to the hand-made nature of the item.
→ Cross-stitched on 14-count cotton Aida cloth in pale blue.
→ Mounted in a wooden hoop that is 4 inches in diameter.
→ The ends of the fabric have are securely fastened to the inside of the hoop.
→ A white foam core board insert is snugly inserted to hide the back of the stitching and create a clean overall look.

★ Shipping
→ This item is ready to ship within 1-2 business days.
→ Ships via USPS first class mail with delivery confirmation (for domestic orders).
→ For priority or expedited shipping, send me a message to work something out.

★ Custom Modifications
→ Do you like this design but wish the colors were different? Just send me a custom order request (see the link above the listing description) and we can work something out!

★ More
→ Home - http://bananyastand.etsy.com
→ Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/BananyaStand
→ Pinterest - http://www.pinterest.com/bananyaway/
"You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries."
- Leslie Knope

Whatever the phrase, the message is clear. This would be a great gift for the Ann Perkins to your Leslie Knope.

Check out this item's sisters:
Hoes Before Bros: https://www.etsy.com/bananyastand/listing/249659068/hoes-before-bros-parks-and-recreation
Ovaries Before Brovaries: https://www.etsy.com/bananyastand/listing/120747679/ovaries-before-brovaries-parks-and
Sisters Before Misters: https://www.etsy.com/bananyastand/listing/249661648/sisters-before-misters-parks-and

The whole set would be great for bridesmaid gifts, or for showing your favorite ladies some appreciation on Galentines Day.

Want to make this for yourself? I have the pattern for sale over here: https://www.etsy.com/bananyastand/listing/216889945/pattern-parks-and-recreation-cross

★ Display Ideas
→ Hang directly on a small nail or tack.
→ Hang from a ribbon threaded through the top of the hoop.
→ Prop on a shelf.
→ Great for livening up your office at home or at work.

★ Materials
→ The exact item pictured has been sold, but your hoop will be made with the same design and colors. Any slight variances will be due to the hand-made nature of the item.
→ Cross-stitched on 14-count cotton Aida cloth in pale blue.
→ Mounted in a wooden hoop that is 4 inches in diameter.
→ The ends of the fabric have are securely fastened to the inside of the hoop.
→ A white foam core board insert is snugly inserted to hide the back of the stitching and create a clean overall look.

★ Shipping
→ This item is ready to ship within 1-2 business days.
→ Ships via USPS first class mail with delivery confirmation (for domestic orders).
→ For priority or expedited shipping, send me a message to work something out.

★ Custom Modifications
→ Do you like this design but wish the colors were different? Just send me a custom order request (see the link above the listing description) and we can work something out!

★ More
→ Home - http://bananyastand.etsy.com
→ Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/BananyaStand
→ Pinterest - http://www.pinterest.com/bananyaway/

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If for whatever reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, simply return the item in its original condition within 30 days and I will refund the original purchase amount (minus the shipping cost). Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. The refund will be issued once the item is received.
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In most cases, for items that are already made, I will ship your order on the next business day after payment is received. If there is an unforeseen delay for whatever reason, I will let you know right away.

If you request a custom order or purchase an item that is designated as "made to order," please allow up to 2-3 weeks for me to make and ship your order. Often turnaround will be quicker--just send me a message if you'd like a more exact estimate!

Once an item has shipped, it is in the hands of the United States Postal Service and I am not responsible for any delays that may be encountered on their end. If a package has gone missing, it is the responsibility of the buyer to contact USPS and open a missing mail inquiry to track it down.

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International Orders: All international orders require customs forms and these will be filled out truthfully. Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Digital Downloads: Your files will be available to download once payment is confirmed. Read more about digital files here: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949

FAQs

If you would like a custom cross stitch design, just send me a message. Please note that it could take up to 2-3 weeks for me to complete your order.

My bread and butter is to stitch quotes surrounded by a border or other image accents. I will work closely with you to figure out what borders/accents you would like. I have the following materials to work with:

Hoops: 3", 4", 5", 6", or 7" circular hoops, 3.5"x5" and 5"x9" oval hoops
Background fabric: white, beige ("lite oatmeal"), navy blue, light blue, seafoam green, black, pale pink, green, red, khaki.
Thread: I have a wide variety of thread colors. Anything goes!
If your item is a gift being shipped directly to the recipient, just let me know in a note when you check out. Feel free to also include a message to the gift recipient, which I will include in the package.

Uteruses Before Duderuses - Parks and Recreation Quote - Galentines Day Gift - Funny Modern Cross Stitch Embroidery - 4 Inch Hoop

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: aida cloth, dmc floss, embroidery hoop
  • Feedback: 364 reviews
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