Swearing Cross Stitch Kit | Beginners | Embroidery | Hoop | Crossstitch | Swear Words | F*ck This Sh*t | Get Shi*t Done | B*tch Please
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“Amazing service! Had a request that the seller went above and beyond to accommodate, plus the item is excellent quality and beautifully presented. Highly recommended, thank you.”
Rhian
Jun 7, 2026
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Amazing service! Had a request that the seller went above and beyond to accommodate, plus the item is excellent quality and beautifully presented. Highly recommended, thank you.
Its a gift so will see how it is recieved. Prompt postage and looks fabulous. Many thanks
Loved it. Great fun. Thanks.
Great novelty gift! Came quickly! High quality
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I've designed a new range of type cross stitch kits - PERFECT for beginners!
These kits are really easy to get into (if I do say so myself!) You can go letter by letter so you feel that sense of achievement really quickly, but if you go wrong there's not too much un-stitching to do to start again - this is what makes cross stitch great for beginners, the holes are already there in the aida so you're not punching holes through the fabric and still seeing them if you need to unpick any mistakes!
Due to popularity I've now got a few different swearing phrases to choose from - I've you'd like another just ask! =) There’s something very satisfying about cross stitching swear words!
It's a great kit if you're looking at beginning cross stitch and something to do in the evenings as it's so easy to do while watching the telly.
Included in your Swearing Crossstitch kit is: Cotton Embroidery Thread, White Aida, Felt (to finish off the back of your hoop), 5" Bamboo Hoop, Tapestry Needle, Satin Ribbon, Pattern Print off and basic cross stitch instructions.
Not only can you pick the pharse you'd like but you can also pick your colour combo for the thread! Current options are: Brights Multicoloured, Pastel Multicoloured and Pink and Yellow.
For Reference the made examples in the photos are:
F*ck this Shit - Brights multicoloured
Get Sh*t Done - Pastel multicoloured
B*tch Please - Pink and Yellow
Please note that that the cross stitched hoop is not included in the kit but is an example of your finished hoop.
All my kits are for 14years +
Thank you for taking the time to look at my item, I hope you love it! I would LOVE to see your finished makes, if you're on Instagram please use the #SimplyWishesCrossstitch so I can see and share!
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Return policyAccepted within 14 days.
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Ships fromUnited Kingdom
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