funny greeting cards / I will pose as a couple's therapist / encouragement support card / marriage counseling humor

Need to provide your struggling friend with some snarky encouragement during their marriage trials? Look no further! With this greeting card, you can offer humorous relationship advice while also showing your support. (No couples therapy degree required!)
Also makes a unique birthday card idea for friends and coworkers alike!

~OUTSIDE:
"for $250.00 an hour i will pose as a couples therapist and tell your spouse they are wrong about everything."

INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.

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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5” half letter) card printed on matte 80# quality card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope.

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DISCOUNT CODES

✔ 3FOR13 (3 cards for $13)
✔ 6FOR26 (6 cards for $26)
✔ 9FOR39 (9 cards for $39)
✔ 15FOR65 (15 cards for $65)

✔ 50 cards or more receive 15% off with code 15PERCENTOVER50

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SHIPPING
✔ all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS). We usually ship within 24 hours.
✔ orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. Etsy will call it tracking but it is
rarely accurate so please do not go by that.
✔ orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
✔ want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail
for $11.

✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other
times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of
shipping.

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RETURNS
✔ We love happy customers! Although we don’t accept returns or exchanges, please contact us with
any issues so we can make it right.

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✔Each card is designed, printed, folded and sent with love from the beautiful Black Hills of South Dakota!

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THANKS FOR YOUR ORDER. GRANNY WOULD BE PROUD :)

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ehhh...the "NOT SO FINE" print:

Heya! - things can happen to mail. I'd like to say USPS is awesome, but granny didn't raise no liar.
✔ Lost cards: this can happen - if you don't have your card after 14 business days (longer during the holidays cuz they're slow as molasses) please reach out to me (within 60 days). I will make it right - cuz I'm awesome even if USPS isn’t.
✔ Returned cards: if a card is returned due to you inputting the wrong address or because you have moved, I will resend to the correct address for a $1 fee to cover mailing supplies and postage.
✔ Damaged: very rarely a card may get damaged by USPS - this is not my fault - and it sucks for BOTH of us. Since they are not insured with USPS, Please let me know and I will direct you how to open a case with Etsy’s purchase protection program for damaged items. Be sure to take pictures.