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  • a screenshot of a text bubble with the words what our customers are saying about
  • a set of four hand embroidered wall hangings
  • four kitchen towels hanging on a clothes line
  • four bags with the words shop our eco - friendly totes printed on them
  • four pillows with different sayings on them
  • four different types of signs on a shelf
  • a room with a potted plant and a sign that says i've never
  • May include: A white canvas zippered pouch with the text "ew, people" in black script. The pouch is shown in three colours: black, beige, and white. The text "2+ BAG SIZES & 3+ COLOUR CHOICES!" is displayed above the pouches.
  • Ew People Funny Introvert Gift Idea for Her Funny Zippered Pouch Custom Makeup Bag Funny Cosmetic Pouch Novelty Gift Idea for Her Funny Bag
  • Product video
  • a group of black and white boxes with labels on them
  • a screenshot of a text bubble with the words what our customers are saying about
  • a set of four hand embroidered wall hangings
  • four kitchen towels hanging on a clothes line
  • four bags with the words shop our eco - friendly totes printed on them
  • four pillows with different sayings on them
  • four different types of signs on a shelf
  • a room with a potted plant and a sign that says i've never
  • May include: A white canvas zippered pouch with the text "ew, people" in black script. The pouch is shown in three colours: black, beige, and white. The text "2+ BAG SIZES & 3+ COLOUR CHOICES!" is displayed above the pouches.
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Ew People Funny Introvert Gift Idea for Her Funny Zippered Pouch Custom Makeup Bag Funny Cosmetic Pouch Novelty Gift Idea for Her Funny Bag

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Materials

cotton canvas, zippered bag, eco friendly ink

Made to Order

Yes

Gift wrapping

Gift wrapping by Belewsy

Wrapped in tissue paper & burlap twine with a personalized note! *In the "buyers notes", please enter text exactly how you would like it written.

The Ew People bag is a zippered pouch that makes for a fun and unique novelty gag gift and introvert gift. It is a small zippered canvas bag that can be used as a makeup bag, pencil case, cosmetic bag, and organizer travel bag. This funny cosmetic case organizer also serves as a perfect white elephant idea for gift exchanges. Printed with ecofriendly ink.

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒
📏 8" W x 5" H
📏 9" W x 7" H

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What buyers say

5.0 (2)

“Was shipped quickly! Great bag!”

Etsy buyer

22 Apr, 2025

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Price:AU$6.69+

Original Price: AU$7.44+

10% off

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Limited time sale

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Delivery & return policies

  • Order today to get by 28 Jul-01 Aug
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted.
  • Sent from: Belews Creek, NC
  • Postage: AU$7.45
  • Deliver to United States, 43215

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Reviews for this item

5.0

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(2 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
5.0 Delivery
100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5

Etsy buyer 22 Apr, 2025

Was shipped quickly! Great bag!

Etsy buyer 22 Apr, 2025

Response from Kim W

So happy you love it! Thank you for your purchase and support!

5 out of 5 stars 5

Etsy buyer 26 Dec, 2023

Beautiful. As described. Bought five. Would buy more with different sayings on them.

Etsy buyer 26 Dec, 2023

Meet your seller

Belewsy
Kim W
Belewsy ·

North Carolina, United States

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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25.9k sales
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Kim
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Smooth dispatch Has a history of dispatching on time with tracking.

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