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The Steve Card

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She may say you have a small dick, but she'd be wrong.
Her vagina was HUGE.
I mean, you Couldn't Find The End! Or, you know, Either Side.
What the Hell is that about?

There wasn't anything you could do.
You did your best, but you couldn't even make an impression. It was like a cave and all you brought was a GIANT STICK.

The Steve Card


  • Materials: acrylic paint, paper, typewriter, and a late night confession steve made once
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 561 reviews
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