• I Hate Everyone But You embroidered hoop held in hand, showing hedgehog design and finished wood frame.
  • Close-up of stitched hedgehog design with text I Hate Everyone But You in a stained bamboo embroidery hoop.
  • A pair of hands holds a round wooden embroidery hoop showcasing a hedgehog and the stitched text I hate everyone but you.
  • An embroidery hoop hangs on a white wooden panel, featuring stitched text that reads I hate everyone but you alongside a hedgehog holding a flower.
  • The embroidered hedgehog hoop art hangs by a twine loop against a rustic brown wood shingle wall.
  • Back view of finished embroidery hoop showing protective backing and attached twine hanger.
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  • An embroidery hoop is packaged in polka-dot paper with a yellow ribbon bow and a tag reading a gift for you alongside deluxe wrap text details.
  • A collage shows colorful spools of thread and three completed embroidery hoops with different designs displayed by a maker.
  • A graphic features four five-star customer reviews, a Top-Rated Etsy Shop badge, and logos of publications where the shop has been featured.
  • I Hate Everyone But You embroidered hoop held in hand, showing hedgehog design and finished wood frame.
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  • Close-up of stitched hedgehog design with text I Hate Everyone But You in a stained bamboo embroidery hoop.
  • A pair of hands holds a round wooden embroidery hoop showcasing a hedgehog and the stitched text I hate everyone but you.
  • An embroidery hoop hangs on a white wooden panel, featuring stitched text that reads I hate everyone but you alongside a hedgehog holding a flower.
  • The embroidered hedgehog hoop art hangs by a twine loop against a rustic brown wood shingle wall.
  • Back view of finished embroidery hoop showing protective backing and attached twine hanger.
  • A small pink toy car with a package tied to its roof sits on a white surface beneath text reading Free Shipping on US orders 60 dollars and up.
  • An embroidery hoop wrapped in brown paper with twine and a gift tag is displayed next to text detailing free gift wrap options.
  • An embroidery hoop is packaged in polka-dot paper with a yellow ribbon bow and a tag reading a gift for you alongside deluxe wrap text details.
  • A collage shows colorful spools of thread and three completed embroidery hoops with different designs displayed by a maker.
  • A graphic features four five-star customer reviews, a Top-Rated Etsy Shop badge, and logos of publications where the shop has been featured.
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I Hate Everyone but You: Finished Embroidery Hoop Art. Snarky Best Friend Ornament, Funny Desk Sign for Coworker or Work Wife

Item highlights

  • Materials: Fabric, Organic cotton, Wood
  • Dimensions: Width: 5 Inches; Height: 5 Inches
  • Gift wrapping: Gift wrapping by TheFunnyStitch

    Deluxe option available at checkout: eco-friendly ribbon & polka dot paper w/ card (blank OR with your special message handwritten by us).

Seller's description

If you have one person in your life you can actually stand, this hoop says it for you. It’s the perfect snarky gift for a best friend, a work wife, a favorite coworker, or anyone who gets your sense of humor. At 5 inches, it’s easy to hang on a desk, wall, or kitchen board and adds a quick hit of personality to any space.

🧵 DETAILS
- 5" bamboo embroidery hoop
- Hand-sanded and stained wood finish
- Off-white natural fiber cotton fabric
- High-luster embroidery threads
- Twine hanger attached
- Fully finished with protective backing

🧵 GIFTS
Every order ships without pricing and includes free gift wrapping. If you choose DELUXE wrapping at checkout, we’ll use upgraded eco-friendly paper, ribbon, and a coordinating card. Shipping directly to the recipient? Just leave a note and we’ll include your handwritten message.

🧵 MADE JUST FOR YOU
Your hoop is handmade to order. Slight variations in fabric, thread color, or wood tone make each one unique.

🧵 PROCESSING & SHIPPING
Your order heads to the post office within 2–4 business days. All hoops ship from New York via USPS First Class unless you select an upgrade.

Created by Cait & Nancy
The Funny Stitch

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Price:£31.68

£54.05 incl. postage

Flat postage fee from this shop. Free delivery when you spend £46.59 at this shop.

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Delivery & return policies
  • Get it by
    06-16 Nov
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to deliver
    £5.22 to United States, 43215.

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I Hate Everyone But You embroidered hoop held in hand, showing hedgehog design and finished wood frame.

If you have one person in your life you can actually stand, this hoop says it for you. It’s the perfect snarky gift for a best friend, a work wife, a favorite coworker, or anyone who gets your sense of humor. At 5 inches, it’s easy to hang on a desk, wall, or kitchen board and adds a quick hit of personality to any space.

🧵 DETAILS
- 5" bamboo embroidery hoop
- Hand-sanded and stained wood finish
- Off-white natural fiber cotton fabric
- High-luster embroidery threads
- Twine hanger attached
- Fully finished with protective backing

🧵 GIFTS
Every order ships without pricing and includes free gift wrapping. If you choose DELUXE wrapping at checkout, we’ll use upgraded eco-friendly paper, ribbon, and a coordinating card. Shipping directly to the recipient? Just leave a note and we’ll include your handwritten message.

🧵 MADE JUST FOR YOU
Your hoop is handmade to order. Slight variations in fabric, thread color, or wood tone make each one unique.

🧵 PROCESSING & SHIPPING
Your order heads to the post office within 2–4 business days. All hoops ship from New York via USPS First Class unless you select an upgrade.

Created by Cait & Nancy
The Funny Stitch

  • Made by
    TheFunnyStitch
  • Materials
    Fabric, organic cotton, wood
  • Width
    5 Inches
  • Height
    5 Inches
  • Gift wrapping

    Available

    View details

    Gift wrapping by TheFunnyStitch

    Deluxe option available at checkout: eco-friendly ribbon & polka dot paper w/ card (blank OR with your special message handwritten by us).

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    06-16 Nov
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days.
  • Sent from
    Riverhead, NY
  • Cost to deliver
    £5.22 to United States, 43215

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Meet your seller

TheFunnyStitch
Cait D.
TheFunnyStitch ·

New York, United States

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
·
3.6k sales
·
12 years on Etsy
Cait Nancy Doyle Chris Nellie & Charlie
4 shop members

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Smooth dispatch Has a history of dispatching on time with tracking.

Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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