Wiped My Butt - Father's Day Card

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Arrives by Oct 23-27 if you order today.
Oct 23-27

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: card stock, paper, ink, print, envelope, recycle, green, sustainable, illustration, illustrated, drawing, Scored, Bright White

Dad. He's always been there for you. So next time you think about not getting him something nice for Father's Day, imagine if he thought the same way about wiping your butt when you were nothing but a flesh-colored poop machine.

Front: In the past, you wiped my butt. In the future, I'll return the favor.
Inside: Happy Father's Day!

All of our cards are printed on 70lb bright white 5.5" x 4.25" stock made with recycled materials. Each piece comes with one of our signature 60lb Electric Green self sealing envelopes and two Awcard Turtle sticker seals. How classy. Your card will ship in a sturdy 6"x8" self sealing cardboard mailer guaranteed to protect against bumps, nicks and raccoon attacks.

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Oct 23-27

Oct 18

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Oct 19-21

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Oct 23-27

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Ships from Marietta, GA
Jenny Dougherty

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5 out of 5 stars

So cute! I'll be back - thanks guys!

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sara jacob Jun 15, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect! Thank you...he will love it!

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jaredkavanaugh Jun 23, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Item is great. My dad loved it.

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Kimberly P Apr 17, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

My dad is going to love this card. Thank you!

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