Knocked Up Mom - Father's Day Card

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Arrives by Oct 23-27 if you order today.
Oct 23-27

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: card stock, paper, ink, print, envelope, recycle, green, sustainable, illustration, illustrated, drawing, Scored, Bright White

While the thought of it may traumatize you, there's no escaping the fact that you owe your existence to your dad's ability to put on some Hall and Oates and woo your mother into the sack. So show the man some gratitude and try not to picture that sweet, sweet love making.

You're picturing it aren't you?

Front: I don't normally thank people for knocking up my mom.
Inside: But in your case, I'll make an exception. Happy Father's Day!

All of our cards are printed on 70lb bright white 5.5" x 4.25" stock made with recycled materials. Each piece comes with one of our signature 60lb Electric Green self sealing envelopes and two Awcard Turtle sticker seals. How classy. Your card will ship in a sturdy 6"x8" self sealing cardboard mailer guaranteed to protect against bumps, nicks and raccoon attacks.

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Oct 23-27

Oct 18

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Oct 19-21

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Oct 23-27

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SeayClearly May 24, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

My daughter's scribble is the only thing needed to make this card complete!

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Emma Tubbs Jun 16, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

I already put it in the mail or I'd have a picture but I'm so happy with my purchase ! Got here quick ! And the card was very funny !

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Sara G Jun 16, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

My dad loved it! I accidentally gave the seller the wrong address and they were very understanding and happy to ship it to my new house. I will continue buying my cards from this shop! :)

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Michaela Konchar Jun 24, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality card. Gave it to my dad for Father's Day and he loved it! The shop worked well with me and had it delivered in time for Father's Day!

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