Wise Ass - Father's Day Card

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Arrives by Oct 23-27 if you order today.
Oct 23-27

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  • Handmade
  • Materials: card stock, paper, ink, print, envelope, recycle, green, sustainable, illustration, illustrated, drawing, Scored, Bright White

Despite your mother's insidious attempts to turn you to the dark side, you've stayed true to your hero's calling. You've trained your mind, body and spirit and and followed in the noble tradition of your father in becoming a wise ass. So whether it's for Mother's Day, Father's Day or Columbus Day, let your parents know that you've ascended to full fledged wise ass knighthood.

Front: You've failed, your highness.
Inside: I am a wise ass, like my father before me.

All of our cards are printed on 70lb bright white 5.5" x 4.25" stock made with recycled materials. Each piece comes with one of our signature 60lb Electric Green self sealing envelopes and two Awcard Turtle sticker seals. How classy. Your card will ship in a sturdy 6"x8" self sealing cardboard mailer guaranteed to protect against bumps, nicks and raccoon attacks.

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Oct 23-27

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Oct 23-27

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Reviewed by Anonymous Aug 15, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

My dad loved this card! He carried it with him and showed everyone on Father's Day. The card arrived pristine with a cute, colorful envelope. Loved it!

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Elizabeth Huber Jun 9, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

So awesome! Love it! Fast shipping!

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Andreana May 28, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

delivered quickly and is perfect for Father's Day! Thank you,

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Poke Jun 16, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Loved it, dad was amused too.

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