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Merde Il Pleut Umbrellas

Merde Il Pleut Umbrellas

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: metal, fiberglass, wood, nylon

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Description

Doesn't everyone need an opinionated umbrella? These charming, long-handled umbrellas let everyone know what you're thinking (which is, of course, "Shit it's raining" en anglais), brightening your day even when it's gray.

These are full-length umbrellas with a sleek curved handle. Red, Yellow, Lime Green, Purple, Orange, Cobalt Blue, and Hot Pink styles have Silver fiberglass handles (as seen in the main photo) and the Black, Forest Green, and Red styles have wooden handles. All umbrellas have the same block printing followed by a very small "TM" mark. These charming, lightweight umbrellas are great for brightening rainy days and offering protection from the rain but are not rated for high winds.

We ship via UPS Ground for all continental shipments.
Shipping charges reflect the extra costs associated with the "oversized packages" due to the length of the umbrellas.

Approximate dimensions for umbrellas are 34.5"- 35.5" in length & 2" diameter closed, or 40.5" diameter when opened.

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Payment is due within 3 days of purchase, otherwise we have to cancel the sale, unless you have some reason to delay and you have contacted me. Keep in mind that orders don't get shipped until payment is cleared.

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All items are antique or vintage and show signs of age, wear and imperfection. We do our best to describe the time worn condition of each item with words and photos detailing any factors we believe might influence your decision to purchase. Please keep in mind, we are not antique or vintage experts and have selected these items for their beauty and soulfulness, not their provenance. ALL SALES ARE FINAL, so please choose carefully and ask any questions you might have before placing your order.

We take great care with all our packages, but in the event that something doesn't arrive in perfect condition, please save ALL original packaging (including shipping labels) and contact us immediately with photographs of any damage. We will do our absolute best to rectify the situation as soon as possible.

We strive to have satisfied customers, so please do not hesitate to contact us if you have any questions or concerns about your purchase. If you are unhappy with your item, please reach out to us before issuing feedback so that we have the opportunity to address your concern and right anything on our part that may be necessary. We are always happy to take the time to talk to you!
All items are antique or vintage and show signs of age, wear and imperfection. We do our best to describe the time worn condition of each item with words and photos detailing any factors we believe might influence your decision to purchase. Please keep in mind, we are not antique or vintage experts and have selected these items for their beauty and soulfulness, not their provenance. ALL SALES ARE FINAL, so please choose carefully and ask any questions you might have before placing your order.

We take great care with all our packages, but in the event that something doesn't arrive in perfect condition, please save ALL original packaging (including shipping labels) and contact us immediately with photographs of any damage. We will do our absolute best to rectify the situation as soon as possible.

We strive to have satisfied customers, so please do not hesitate to contact us if you have any questions or concerns about your purchase. If you are unhappy with your item, please reach out to us before issuing feedback so that we have the opportunity to address your concern and right anything on our part that may be necessary. We are always happy to take the time to talk to you!

Shipping policies

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* All the items listed in our shop are in stock and will be shipped USPS Priority Mail or UPS Ground unless stated otherwise in the individual items description. If you want your order shipped via Express Mail, with Additional Insurance, or otherwise expedited, please contact me for a quote.

* We take great care in wrapping your order for shipment, and fragile items will be packaged securely and often double-boxed for safety. This is factored into the shipping cost for large or fragile items. We are always happy to give quotes for shipping throughout the US (and world!).

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