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Your Parents Had Sex 4x5 Birthday Card

Your Parents Had Sex 4x5 Birthday Card

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: water based ink, eco friendly paper
  • Favorited by: 14 people
  • Gift message available
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Must I say more?

You're proof that your parents had sex.

Great card for siblings and easily freak outable teens!

Original design, hand carved and printed one by one onto a 4"x5" card. It's green!


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If you ain't happy, no body's happy. I'm more then happy to exchange or refund within 10 days of delivery if you are not totally satisfied.

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Domestic purchases will be shipped via USPS. International purchases will be shipped via USPS International. Items with free shipping with be shipped standard USPS shipping. Please note that international buyers are responsible for any and all duties and customs charges that may be incurred. Please do not ask me to falsify the customs form. If you prefer a different shipping method, or would like your card purchase upgraded to delivery confirmation (domestic and international), please contact me for a quote. Items will be shipped within 2-3 business days once payment is received. Custom items may take longer.

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If you need more than one card or would like a custom set of all your favorites, it's no problem! Just send me a message and I'll set up a custom listing for you.

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