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"By the beard of Zeus."

Invoke the facial hair of the greek god with this anchorman inspired cross stitch pattern. With a (Ron) Burgundy colour scheme and a couple of sex panthers, plus the 'stache of our favourite news anchor, this pattern is perfect for those who like to stay classy.

Please be aware that this is a PDF cross stitch pattern, not the completed article. Your files will be made available for download via Etsy once payment has been confirmed

The finished work will measure approximately 6 x 4 inches.

You receive a pattern chart split across a number of pages for ease of reading, a one page pattern chart, as well as a separate document containing size details and floss colours needed.
Please bear in mind that all of my pattern charts are designed using Anchor brand floss, though DMC equivalents are provided on the separate details page.

Don't have the time to make this yourself? Not to worry, drop me a message and I'd be more than happy to discuss a custom order with you.

All cross stitch patterns are designed by Lauren of Plastic Little Covers. Please do not sell or share any of my pattern designs, and please do not sell for profit any finished cross stitch made from a Plastic Little Covers pattern. (If you’d like to sell a finished work in aid of charity, then that is perfectly fine and you are a lovely person, but please do let me know!) Thank you!

By the beard of Zeus. Anchorman Cross Stitch Pattern. Digital Download PDF.

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