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Celebrities Poop book and album plus exclusive bonus track

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A full color book and comedy album all in one! Celebrities Poop is a page-for-page parody of a popular children's book about animals going to the potty. The book itself is an 8 1/2 inch square high quality 32-pages in full-color which includes a download code to get my comedy album, also titled Celebrities Poop. (That's me, Chris Gore. The one typing these words.) The book is suitable for coffee tables owned by folks with a good sense of humor.

The art within was created by my daughter Haley Gore, who is a very accomplished artist. But I actually had to beg her to paint these illustrations for me! And then I had to convince her to put her real name on it.

Celebrities Poop the comedy album was recorded at the Phoenix Comic Con in May 2013. It's 50 minutes of comedy by Chris Gore. (That's me again typing this, which feels weird. Should I be doing this in the first or third person? Anyway...) I hope you enjoy it. WARNING: The comedy album includes explicit language.

BONUS TRACK! You can download my comedy album on iTunes or Amazon.com, but each book ordered through here gets an EXCLUSIVE bonus album track that will not be included when you buy from iTunes or Amazon.

SIGNED! If you would like the book signed, put a note in your order and it will be signed to YOU or whoever you would like.

And one last thing, this book makes a great gift! So even if your friends don't know who I am, get them this book.
A full color book and comedy album all in one! Celebrities Poop is a page-for-page parody of a popular children's book about animals going to the potty. The book itself is an 8 1/2 inch square high quality 32-pages in full-color which includes a download code to get my comedy album, also titled Celebrities Poop. (That's me, Chris Gore. The one typing these words.) The book is suitable for coffee tables owned by folks with a good sense of humor.

The art within was created by my daughter Haley Gore, who is a very accomplished artist. But I actually had to beg her to paint these illustrations for me! And then I had to convince her to put her real name on it.

Celebrities Poop the comedy album was recorded at the Phoenix Comic Con in May 2013. It's 50 minutes of comedy by Chris Gore. (That's me again typing this, which feels weird. Should I be doing this in the first or third person? Anyway...) I hope you enjoy it. WARNING: The comedy album includes explicit language.

BONUS TRACK! You can download my comedy album on iTunes or Amazon.com, but each book ordered through here gets an EXCLUSIVE bonus album track that will not be included when you buy from iTunes or Amazon.

SIGNED! If you would like the book signed, put a note in your order and it will be signed to YOU or whoever you would like.

And one last thing, this book makes a great gift! So even if your friends don't know who I am, get them this book.

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Reviewed by Melisa Spoloric
5 out of 5 stars
Mar 12, 2016
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Reviewed by Michaella Facello
4 out of 5 stars
Dec 19, 2015
Item arrived broken which was not necessarily the shops fault but it probably should have been packaged better. (It just came in a regular envelope with a little paper around it).
Doll-Sized Riding Crop

Reviewed by Lucas Martin
5 out of 5 stars
Oct 29, 2013
prompt shipment & delivery. the book itself is wonderfully illustrated, well designed and hilarious. it's one of my new favorite "things" and i cant wait to show it off to everybody. the addition of the comedy album is fantastic. the entire package is a laugh riot!
Celebrities Poop book and album plus exclusive bonus track

Reviewed by K
5 out of 5 stars
Oct 24, 2013
Simply pootastic, thank you! Suggestion: Perhaps add cardboard to prevent bending of envelope, my mailman is an asshole, but it's nothing a heavy book can't fix. Thanks again, may fiber & regularity be ever in your favor!
Celebrities Poop book and album plus exclusive bonus track

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If there is a problem with any merch, I am happy to offer a make-good.

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All orders are shipped within 5 business days, and usually within 24 hours. Unless I'm out of town. If the item is a custom, it will ship in less than 30 days, but if you need it sooner, please let me know.

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With regard to customs, please inquire. It really depends on time, more than anything. But more than anything, I love to do customs, so don't hesitate to ask.

Celebrities Poop book and album plus exclusive bonus track

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