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Adult General Greeting Card - Roses Are Red Take Off Your Clothes - Dirty Card

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General purpose greeting card that starts off all sweet and innocent but ends with a bang, in more ways than one we hope. Could be used for Valentines day, anniversary, birthday, or any day you're feeling a bit frisky. Printed on heavy durable matte white card stock. Comes with white envelope.

Sizing: 4.25" x 5.5"

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5 out of 5 stars
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All orders are shipped using USPS first class mail. Cards are mailed in-between cardboard slats to prevent damage from mailing.

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Adult General Greeting Card - Roses Are Red Take Off Your Clothes - Dirty Card

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, ink
  • Feedback: 127 reviews
  • Favorited by: 41 people
  • Gift message available
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