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Official Faustian Bargain Kit: Sell Your Soul to Satan

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Have we got a deal for you!

We receive at least a few calls every week to the Satanic Prayer Line from people wanting to sell their souls to the Devil for worldly gain. Most of these people don't realize that if they are desperate enough to sell their souls, the Devil has no use for them, and thus, they'll get very little in return for them. BUT WE CAN HELP! WE'LL GET YOU A BETTER DEAL FOR YOUR SOUL!

Let the Satanic Missionary Society do the difficult work of brokering a deal for you! We'll send you everything you need:

1: Instructions for filling out your contract and selecting the time and place for your bargain
2: A review of your contract by a genuine Satanic Priest for approval,
3: Everything you need to set up a Satanic Altar in your home:
- A pair of handmade black Candles
- A dozen vile vials of Satanic dust for producing Unholy Water
- A booklet FIVE personal demons that will guide you through the process and advocate on your behalf!
- 30 assorted pentacles to remind you to betray you know who at every opportunity
- And much more!

DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS DEAL! You only live once! Don't waste it on holiness and abstinence when you could be LIVING YOUR DREAMS!
Have we got a deal for you!

We receive at least a few calls every week to the Satanic Prayer Line from people wanting to sell their souls to the Devil for worldly gain. Most of these people don't realize that if they are desperate enough to sell their souls, the Devil has no use for them, and thus, they'll get very little in return for them. BUT WE CAN HELP! WE'LL GET YOU A BETTER DEAL FOR YOUR SOUL!

Let the Satanic Missionary Society do the difficult work of brokering a deal for you! We'll send you everything you need:

1: Instructions for filling out your contract and selecting the time and place for your bargain
2: A review of your contract by a genuine Satanic Priest for approval,
3: Everything you need to set up a Satanic Altar in your home:
- A pair of handmade black Candles
- A dozen vile vials of Satanic dust for producing Unholy Water
- A booklet FIVE personal demons that will guide you through the process and advocate on your behalf!
- 30 assorted pentacles to remind you to betray you know who at every opportunity
- And much more!

DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS DEAL! You only live once! Don't waste it on holiness and abstinence when you could be LIVING YOUR DREAMS!

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(25)
  • Reviewed by mikeski1270
    5 out of 5 stars
    May 14, 2018
    Fast shipping excellent candles look forward to buying more
    Satanic Candles: One Pair

  • Reviewed by Crunchovskl
    5 out of 5 stars
    Apr 4, 2017
    I bought these 72 downloadable Demons I was not disappointed, and have had much pleasure playing their sounds, while looking at their pictures that came with them and the registration number of each demon. I love how they are trapped in .mp3 format! Thanks!
    72 Downloadable Demons (Set #B0DBEDF0-DCDF-402E-BDC6-68B91D0E0A80)

  • Reviewed by Crunchovskl
    5 out of 5 stars
    Apr 4, 2017
    I received the pocket demons, I chose the more expensive ones instead of the value one's because I wanted the charcoal powder in the bottles but was disappointed to find them without the charcoal! But I did get the paper registration number and picture in the bottles instead of the cheaper plastic tag without a registration number but with picture. So I am kind of happy with what I got, but I didn't think it was worth it to send them back because they didn't have the charcoal powder inside them, they still have the paper and the demon within. So I can live with that. I would like to say that it was probably an oversight on their part and not intentional to leave the charcoal out? I would definitely buy from them again! it's still a great idea. I also purchased the demons trapped in .mp3 format, and bought the CD package.
    I received the pocket demons, I chose the more expensive ones instead of the value one's because I wanted the charcoal powder in the bottles but was disappointed to find them without the charcoal! But I did get the paper registration number and picture in the bottles instead of the cheaper plastic tag without a registration number but with picture. So I am kind of happy with what I got, but I didn't think it was worth it to send them back because they didn't have the charcoal powder inside them, they still have the paper and the demon within. So I can live with that. I...
    Pocket Demons: One Pair

  • Reviewed by jimcopple01
    5 out of 5 stars
    Dec 28, 2016
    Handcrafted slow burning, high quality
    Satanic Candles: One Pair

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Only this shop offers the NINEFOLD SATANIC REWARDS guarantee! Any money you spend here will come back to you NINEFOLD in Satanic ill-gotten personal gains! That's fully TWOFOLD better than what other deities offer! So the more you spend here THE MORE SATAN WILL DO FOR YOU! Go ahead! Try it!

(Fine print: Ninefold Satanic Returns are calculated by Infernal Demonic Minions based on product list prices, exclusive of sales tax and shipping. While Ninefold Saanic Returns are absolutely guaranteed, we can make no predictions on the form they will take or whether the purchaser will perceive them as such)

Official Faustian Bargain Kit: Sell Your Soul to Satan

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Wax, Charcoal Dust, Glass, Sand, Paper, Wickedness
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  • Feedback: 25 reviews
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