Satanic Advice

$666.00

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Handmade

Due to the large number of messages we receive on the Satanic Prayer Line, we are not able to respond to every call we receive, (though we do pray to Satan for every prayer request).

If you absolutely must have your questions answered, we are pleased to offer Satanic advice to any question or concern you may have. Order this item, and describe in as much detail as you can what topic you would like Satanic advice on, and we will send you at least ONE PARAGRAPH of Satanic advice from a genuine SATANIC PRIEST!

This is a physical item, you will receive it on parchment cardstock, bordered in Satanic red so you can carry it around with you and reflect on it wherever you go.

So go ahead, what's the worst that could happen?

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Meet SatanicMission

Chris Allert

Chris Allert

Olympia, Washington


Reviews

0 out of 5 stars (25)
  • homerunchris11 Sep 4, 2015
    1 out of 5 stars
    It doesn't work at all. Very disappointed I wasted 200 dollars
    homerunchris11 reviewed Official Faustian Bargain Kit: Sell Your Soul to Satan
    Official Faustian Bargain Kit: Sell Your Soul to Satan
    Chris Allert responded

    this item comes with everything advertised in the description. The set of instructions takes about five months to complete. Many people have found it helpful, but the recommended rituals cannot be rushed. The price of the item is based on the labor involved in producing it. All potential buyers who inquire about this item are advised that it takes a few months to complete the rituals.

  • mikeski1270 May 14, 2018
    5 out of 5 stars
    Fast shipping excellent candles look forward to buying more
    mikeski1270 reviewed Satanic Candles: One Pair
    Satanic Candles: One Pair
  • Crunchovskl Apr 4, 2017
    5 out of 5 stars
    I bought these 72 downloadable Demons I was not disappointed, and have had much pleasure playing their sounds, while looking at their pictures that came with them and the registration number of each demon. I love how they are trapped in .mp3 format! Thanks!
    Crunchovskl reviewed 72 Downloadable Demons (Set #B0DBEDF0-DCDF-402E-BDC6-68B91D0E0A80)
    72 Downloadable Demons (Set #B0DBEDF0-DCDF-402E-BDC6-68B91D0E0A80)
  • Crunchovskl Apr 4, 2017
    5 out of 5 stars
    I received the pocket demons, I chose the more expensive ones instead of the value one's because I wanted the charcoal powder in the bottles but was disappointed to find them without the charcoal! But I did get the paper registration number and picture in the bottles instead of the cheaper plastic tag without a registration number but with picture. So I am kind of happy with what I got, but I didn't think it was worth it to send them back because they didn't have the charcoal powder inside them, they still have the paper and the demon within. So I can live with that. I would like to say that it was probably an oversight on their part and not intentional to leave the charcoal out? I would definitely buy from them again! it's still a great idea. I also purchased the demons trapped in .mp3 format, and bought the CD package.
    I received the pocket demons, I chose the more expensive ones instead of the value one's because I wanted the charcoal powder in the bottles but was disappointed to find them without the charcoal! But I did get the paper registration number and picture in the bottles instead of the cheaper plastic tag without a registration number but with picture. So I am kind of happy with what I got, but I didn't think it was worth it to send them back because they didn't have the charcoal powder inside them, they still have the paper and the demon within. So I can live with that. I...
    Crunchovskl reviewed Pocket Demons: One Pair
    Pocket Demons: One Pair

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