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BUREAUCRATS DO IT Slowly soft vintage tee shirt double entendre humor

BUREAUCRATS DO IT Slowly soft vintage tee shirt double entendre humor

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Description

*************THEY RUN SMALL, ORDER ONE SIZE LARGER**************

Authentic, unworn vintage shirt from a series of occupation double entendre shirts.
Very soft, unique retro fit. Screen-printed decades ago in Washington, DC by Low Spark Vintage himself, clean deadstock available for the first time now on Etsy.

Bureaucrats Do It Slowly is a particularly appropriate observation here in DC, but the appeal is not limited to within the Beltway. This really became evident selling here on Etsy, with Canada, the UK, & Australia all buying a good chunk of these.

THE WOMEN"S SHIRTS....PEACH (only left in Small), or LIGHT BLUE, or YELLOW (light blue & yellow are NOT vintage)


LENGTH / WIDTH, pit to pit

*************THEY RUN SMALL, ORDER ONE SIZE LARGER**************

SM......24" / 15"....ONLY PEACHES LEFT ARE SMALL

MED...24" / 16" NO PEACH MEDIUMS LEFT

LRG.....25" / 17"....NO LARGE PEACH LEFT

X-LRG....26.5 / 18"....NO XL PEACH LEFT

Length is measured, laying flat, from top of back collar to bottom hem of shirt.

Width is measured from armpit to armpit & should doubled to give like a waist or bust size. The rib-knit has enough stretch that it can add another 10 inches to the doubled number.

MEN'S SHIRTS.....Modern Shirts, no need to order a size larger.
ONLY LIGHT BLUE.
*************THEY RUN SMALL, ORDER ONE SIZE LARGER**************

Authentic, unworn vintage shirt from a series of occupation double entendre shirts.
Very soft, unique retro fit. Screen-printed decades ago in Washington, DC by Low Spark Vintage himself, clean deadstock available for the first time now on Etsy.

Bureaucrats Do It Slowly is a particularly appropriate observation here in DC, but the appeal is not limited to within the Beltway. This really became evident selling here on Etsy, with Canada, the UK, & Australia all buying a good chunk of these.

THE WOMEN"S SHIRTS....PEACH (only left in Small), or LIGHT BLUE, or YELLOW (light blue & yellow are NOT vintage)


LENGTH / WIDTH, pit to pit

*************THEY RUN SMALL, ORDER ONE SIZE LARGER**************

SM......24" / 15"....ONLY PEACHES LEFT ARE SMALL

MED...24" / 16" NO PEACH MEDIUMS LEFT

LRG.....25" / 17"....NO LARGE PEACH LEFT

X-LRG....26.5 / 18"....NO XL PEACH LEFT

Length is measured, laying flat, from top of back collar to bottom hem of shirt.

Width is measured from armpit to armpit & should doubled to give like a waist or bust size. The rib-knit has enough stretch that it can add another 10 inches to the doubled number.

MEN'S SHIRTS.....Modern Shirts, no need to order a size larger.
ONLY LIGHT BLUE.

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The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

We'll exchange, if unworn, if the size is wrong or the buyer isn't happy with the item.

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International customers please note that your package has to clear customs in your country which can create a delay in delivery and may be subject to duty charges that are your responsibility to pay. I don't charge duties and taxes up front because more often than not the packages will pass through customs with no charges.

Additional policies

INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS........Remember, you are responsible for paying if any duties, custom fees, VAT, or such are incurred getting into your country/ passing Customs. In most cases, this isn't even an issue.

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