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Funny Holiday Card - Christmas Card - Happy Holidays Bitch - Periodic Table - Mature Christmas Card - Parody Card - Christmas - Holiday-Xmas
DESIGN:

"Happy holidays bitch!"

SENTIMENT:

Blank (We are happy to add your own personalized message on the inside of your card. Please leave us a note at checkout with what you'd like us to type)

MATERIAL & PACKAGING:

-80 lb. acid-free, 100% recycled felt/cotton card stock (natural white)
-card measures 5.5 inches by 4.25 inches (A2)
-includes an A2 envelope of your color choice (turquoise, pink, red, kelly green, and ivory)
-wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve.
-ships in an A7 recycled brown Kraft envelope.

SHIPPING:

-all orders are processed within 1-3 days, and are generally processed same or next day near major holidays. please contact us if you require rush processing and we’ll be happy to oblige.
-all cards are shipped via First Class mail, unless otherwise specified.
-buttons and other gifties are shipped via First Class Parcel
-if you need speedy shipping (US), be sure to select the 2-day priority option at checkout:

OTHER:

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Thanks for looking!

This card is inspired by third party material and is intended only as a parody. All materials used belong to their respective owners and have no affiliation to Turtle's Soup.

Art Work Copyright © Turtle’s Soup
All Rights Reserved

Funny Holiday Card - Christmas Card - Happy Holidays Bitch - Periodic Table - Mature Christmas Card - Parody Card - Christmas - Holiday-Xmas

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