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Breaking Bad Jesse Pinkman Christmas Card: Need an awesome card to give to your friends and family this holiday season? Are they Breaking Bad fans? Well this is the card to give! An inspired Jesse Pinkman vector with a santa hat and you know it, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, B****!!!


Breaking Bad's Jesse Pink, "Happy holidays bitch!"


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-80 lb. acid-free, 100% recycled felt/cotton card stock (natural white)
-card measures 5.5 inches by 4.25 inches (A2)
-includes an A2 envelope of your color choice (turquoise, pink, red, kelly green, and ivory)
-wrapped in a protective cellophane sleeve.
-ships in an A7 recycled brown Kraft envelope.


-all orders are processed within 1-3 days, and are generally processed same or next day near major holidays. please contact us if you require rush processing and we’ll be happy to oblige.
-all cards are shipped via First Class mail, unless otherwise specified.
-buttons and other gifties are shipped via First Class Parcel
-if you need speedy shipping (US), be sure to select the 2-day priority option at checkout:


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This card is inspired by third party material and is intended only as a parody. All materials used belong to their respective owners and have no affiliation to Turtle's Soup.

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Funny Holiday Card - Christmas Card - Jesse Pinkman - Breaking Bad - Happy Holidays Bitch - Periodic Table - Geeky Card - Greeting Card

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