Keith Morrison Dateline Birthday Card, Birthday Card for True Crime Lover, True Crime Gift, Dateline Parody, Keith Morrison Fan Art Card

This listing is for the first card pictured :) The other styles are available in the shop, too!

If it was a happy birthday...until it wasn't, then you need Keith Morrison on the case. This would be the perfect birthday card for the Dateline obsessed! (card will arrive blank inside)
Please be sure to check out the other Dateline Parody cards in the shop: DebbieDrawsFunny.etsy.com
Why do we love Keith and Dateline so much? It's because he leans on things and he leans in hard when it comes to investigative journalism. He is my and so many other's favorite Dateline correspondent. His dramatic voice, his hard questions, and his flare for storytelling are UNMATCHED. He is Keith Morrison and he's making you question the happiness of this birthday and the red stain dripping off the knife...cherry filling? Perhaps blood? Could it be?

**Please note: This is not official Dateline NBC merchandise or even Keith Morrison merchandise. The artwork and theme of this card is intended to be a parody of Keith Morrison's infamous style of reporting in his captivating voice making this card seem more intriguing...and perhaps even dangerous!**

MORE FUNNY CARDS AND GIFTS IN THE SHOP ----> DebbieDrawsFunny.etsy.com

THE DETAILS:

-Card arrives blank inside (we do not include personal messages)
-Original artwork hand drawn by Deb Turcio
-A2 greeting cards printed on 100% recycled card stock
-Comes with 100 % recycled brown kraft envelopes
-Each greeting card is packed in a *compostable* cello sleeve

SHIPPING INFO:

For U.S. Customers:

FREE STANDARD U.S. FIRST CLASS - ARRIVES IN 2-5 BUSINESS DAYs - NO TRACKING!
- This is the most cost effective shipping option and perfect for an order of 1 single card. Please note there is NO tracking and it will be mailed in an envelope much like mailing a stamped letter.

FIRST GROUND PACKAGE WITH TRACKING - ARRIVES IN 2-5 BUSINESS DAYS
- Awesome, affordable, super reliable, and most popular choice for orders of 1 or more cards that gives you peace of mind with tracking and ensures your cards will remain intact because it’s shipped in a protective mailer.
PRIORITY MAIL - ARRIVES IN 2-3 BUSINESS DAYS
- Need it in the next couple days? This is the option for you! Faster shipping with tracking and arrives packaged in a rigid mailer inside a Priority Mail flat rate envelope or flat rate box depending on size of your order.


For International Orders:

STANDARD USPS INTERNATIONAL FIRST CLASS MAIL LETTER - ARRIVES IN 6-10 BUSINESS DAYS (no tracking, non-rigid mailer)
- This is the most cost effective shipping option and perfect for an order of 1 single card. Please note there is NO tracking and it will be mailed in a non-rigid poly mailer. If you order more than 1 card and choose this shipping method each card will be shipped in its own separate mailer in order to meet USPS’s requirements for letter shipping.
USPS INTERNATIONAL FIRST CLASS PACKAGE SHIPPING - ARRIVES IN 6-10 BUSINESS DAYS (tracking included - rigid mailer, small package, or box)
- Orders that contain greeting card boxed sets of 6 cards or more will require a package and shipping costs will depend on the dimensions and weight and destination of your order.
- Please note that, you, the customer are responsible for claiming packages held by customs and for paying any possible custom fees.