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Get your freak on with Science. Tell that special someone exactly what you want through the Periodic Table of the Elements.

Perfect for slipping into your special someone's briefcase or lunch bag, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or just because. Also appropriate for the sexy singles, bachelorettes, or letting your sassy gal pal know she's still got it.

The card is an A2 folded card (folded size: 4 1/4" x 5 1/2".) 80lb cover weight. Smooth texture, bright white. 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste.

The envelope is a Persimmon-colored European-style pointed flap A2 envelope (4 3/8" X 5 3/4.") 80lb weight. Made with 30% post-consumer waste.

This listing is for one card with envelope. Larger quantities are available for those who want to spread the love. Please contact us for pricing.

We can also print your name and a short custom message inside your card for an additional charge of $0.50 per card. Please contact us before placing your order if you would like this additional service.


This item is part of our Sentimental Elements series of cards. Other phrases include:



"FOXeY LaDay"

You can find the complete selection of Sentimental Elements cards here:

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Sassy Periodic Table of the Elements Sexy MF - Mature Content "SeXeY MoThErFUCKEr" Chemistry Card

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: cardstock, paper, A2 folded card, A2 envelope, flat print, recycled paper, post consumer waste
  • Ships worldwide from Pennsylvania, United States
  • Feedback: 317 reviews
  • Favorited by: 32 people