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In a word or two, it's you I wanna do
No not your body, you'ree mind you fool
Come here baby, yeah
You sexy motherfucker

- Sexy M.F, Prince and the New Power Generation

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Get your freak on with Science. Tell that special someone exactly what you want through the Periodic Table of the Elements.

Perfect for slipping into your special someone's briefcase or lunch bag, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or just because. Also appropriate for the sexy singles, bachelorettes, or letting your sassy gal pal know she's still got it.

The card is an A2 folded card (folded size: 4 1/4" x 5 1/2".) 80lb cover weight. Smooth texture, bright white. 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste.

The envelope is a Persimmon-colored European-style pointed flap A2 envelope (4 3/8" X 5 3/4.") 80lb weight. Made with 30% post-consumer waste.

This listing is for one card with envelope. Larger quantities are available for those who want to spread the love. Please contact us for pricing.

We can also print your name and a short custom message inside your card for an additional charge of $0.50 per card. If you would like this service, please purchase this listing and enter which card you would like along with your message in the "note to seller" box during checkout - and please let us know if your card is shipping directly to its recipient so we know not to enclose a packing slip.
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This item is part of our Sentimental Elements series of cards. Our seasonal collection of phrases can be found here:
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United Kingdom: Any order over £135 (including cost of goods, shipping, and insurance) is subject to an import duty. ------

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Sassy Periodic Table of the Elements Sexy MF - Mature Content "SeXeY MoThErFUCKEr" Chemistry / Prince Lyric Vday Card

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Primary color: White
  • Secondary color: Black
  • Holiday: Valentine's Day
  • Occasion: Anniversary
  • Materials: cardstock, paper, A2 folded card, A2 envelope, flat print, recycled paper, post consumer waste
  • Ships worldwide from United States
  • Feedback: 600 reviews
  • Favorited by: 41 people

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