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A fun spin on one of our Fave 80s movies….The Zoomies! This design couldn’t be more truly terrifying if you have ever been in close proximity to a Big A$$ dog with the Zoomies! Ask me how I know…..or my Chiropractor ☠️

Monster Muttz was created for the love of big/giant dogs! While there are PLENTY of dog shops out there, most seem to cater to the mini/small/medium sized ones. Don’t get us wrong, we love those little chihuahuas, but them giant doggos need some love too.

Our shirts are printed on super-soft tees, that get softer with every wash. Printed at our own print shop using direct to garment technology, you get top quality inks & we personally check every item that leaves here. Custom shirts are also available, we can add your dog’s face/name on many designs!

Features:

✅ Side-seamed
✅ Retail-fit (Size up for relaxed fit)
✅ Eco-Friendly 🌱& Sweatshop Free🇺🇸

Specs: 👓
Black & White Tees- 100% ring-spun cotton
Light grey Tee- 90% cotton/10% poly
Prism Lilac Tee- 99% cotton/1% poly
All other Heather Tees- 52% cotton/48% poly

⚠️SIZE CHART IS IN THE LISTING PHOTOS⚠️🆗🆒

Washing Instructions 💧

Turn tee inside out
Wash with cold water
Lay flat to dry
🚫No bleach
🚫 Don’t iron directly on print

Does dog hair ever really come out??

⏰ Processing Time ⏰

Short Version: We print your shirt in 1-5 business days (Unless it’s custom)

Extended Version: After Tonka hits the dog park and eats breakfast, we make a coffee and head out to the shop. From there we have to organize orders, pull inventory, pretreat shirts, dry them, press them, print them, dry them again, fold, package, create shipping labels, make a box for the courier...which goes to another courier, and finally to you.

📭💌Shipping time 📦📫 ✈️ 🛳 🛻

DOMESTIC (Canada)- AVERAGE 2-10 BUSINESS DAYS (longer for Remote & Coastal areas)
USA- AVERAGE 3-5 BUSINESS DAYS
INTERNATIONAL-
UK & Europe-AVERAGE 2-3 weeks, NOT including any holdup at Customs
AUSTRALIA & ASIA- AVERAGE 3-5 weeks, NOT including any holdup at Customs
Tracking Included for most countries

Customs & Duties are the responsibility of the Buyer, please check the rates of your own Country for possible
Duties owed

Don’t forget, the world is still in the middle of a pandemic & each Country is at different stages, so please be patient

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📸 **DISCLAIMER**📸

Most listing photos are computer generated mockups to give you an idea of the finished product. Size of the design/ placement may vary between sizes, and colors of designs/apparel may be different in person due to screen settings on your end. We do our best to accurately depict our images, please see our Review section for customer photos of the final product. Reach out if you have any other questions, we are happy to help🐾