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Funniest Chill Pill JAR - Choose a Theme

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Having a bad day? Take a chill pill! This fun Chill Pill jar (candy not included) makes a perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a little humor within frustrating situations.

Want to add your business logo and relate these to your business? Message me for more information on how these can be customized!

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:

★Size: 4oz, Opening Diameter 9/16", Cap Size 22/400

★Finish: FDA Compliant Glass

★Color: Clear or Amber Jar With Craft Paper Label

Chill Pill Labels ALL Themes

READ BELOW FOR A WORD FOR WORK DESCRIPTION OF EACH LABEL:


ANYONE
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, unattractive or unpleasant individual. Taking a chill pill will remind you that life can be sweet even when the world around you is driving you crazy. In case of emergency, break glass and consume the entire bottle.


BIRTHDAY
Take a Chill Pill immediately after someone expects you to be more mature just because it is your birthday and you are technically a year older. In the event that you start to actually feel older because you keep forgetting stuff like where you left your keys and are suddenly prone to canceling plans because you're tired and frequently have to pee, increase your dosage as needed.


BOYFRIEND (for her)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your boyfriend behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument , break glass and consume the entire bottle.


BROTHER (From)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your brother behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle.


CUSTOMER SERVICE
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an ignorant, rude, irate, smelly, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant customer. In case of emergency or immediately after a customer has a power trip and demands to speak to the person in charge, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

DAUGHTER (from)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your daughter behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately after your daughter asks for help and then completely disregards your advice, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

DAYCARE/ NANNY/ PRE-K
Take a chill pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a fussy, whiny or hyperactive child. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a prolonged tantrum about nothing take a deep breath and consume the entire bottle. In the event of an unexpected potty accident or an overflowing diaper skip the deep breath and go straight for the pills.

DOCTOR
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant patient or patient family member. In case of emergency or immediately after a patient diagnoses themselves and then tells you how to treat them, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

EDUCATOR/TEACHER
Take a chill pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a whiny, lying, misbehaving or snarky student. In case of emergency and/or immediately following prolonged periods with a classroom full of unruly students, break glass and consume the entire bottle. In the event of standardized testing, you may wish to share your Chill Pills with others for their sake and yours.

ELECTIONS
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, unattractive or unpleasant individual from the opposing political party. Taking a Chill Pill will remind you that life can be sweet even when the world around you going crazy. In case of emergency or after casting your vote and praying it's all a big joke, break glass and consume the entire bottle.


FRIEND
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your friend behaves in a way that is annoying, irritable, inconsiderate, stubborn or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or after an intense debate or argument, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.


GIRLFRIEND (for him)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your girlfriend behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument , break glass and consume the entire bottle.

GRAMMAR SNOB
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a blatant display or bad grammar and/or spelling. If you find it difficult to fight the urge to condescendingly correct someone and parade your superior intellect, take two chill pills and correct them silently in your head instead. In case of emergency and/or immediately following prolonged periods of exposure to incorrect uses of who, whom, witch, which, affect, effect and the like just break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

HUSBAND (From Husband)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your husband behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

IN-LAW
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, frustrating, ignorant, opinionated, self-righteous, argumentative or otherwise unpleasant in-law. In case of emergency or after an avalanche of unsolicited advice and unwarranted guilt trips, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

LAWYER
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a angry, frustrating, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant individual. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a long day in court, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

NURSE
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant patient or patient family member. In case of emergency or immediately after a doctor has a power trip, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

OFFICE ADMIN
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, irresponsible, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant co-worker. In case of emergency or immediately after someone shamelessly delegates their job to you or ignores their phone while it's ringing so you can answer it and transfer it back to them, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

PARALEGAL
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a angry, frustrating, annoying or otherwise unpleasant individual. Remember that life can still be sweet even when the world around you is driving you crazy. In case of emergency or after a day full of requests from needy attorneys and their stalker clients, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

PARENT (for)
Take a chill pill immediately after your child behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately after having to discipline your child for behaving just like you, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

PARENT (about)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your parent behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency or after an avalanche of unsolicited advice and unwarranted guilt trips, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

PENDEJISINNA (Spanish)
Tomate una dosis de Penedejisina para disminuir los efectos de las pendejadas que hacen los demás. En casos de una crisis causada por pendejadas, aumenta tu dosis hasta que te sientas mejor. Recuerda que la vida puede ser dulce aún cuando los problemas te atacan.

PHRAMACIST
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant patient, patient family member or co-worker. In case of emergency or immediately after you uncover a miscount in your inventory after a long day of being on your feet, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

PRINCIPAL/SCHOOL ADMIN
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a whiny, lying, misbehaving or snarky student, parent, or staff. In case of emergency and/or immediately following long periods of having to repeatedly "clarify" new policies and procedures in a million different ways, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

PROFESSIONAL
Take a Chill Pill immediately after any unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, frustrating, ignorant, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant individual. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a meeting with a combination of these described types, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

PHOTOGRAPHER
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an impatient, highly controlling or slightly neurotic parent. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a series of unrealistic Photoshop requests that make you feel like you are going to snap because you can't take anymore "crop," break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

RELATIVE
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a frustrating, ignorant, opinionated, argumentative, whiny, complaining, manipulative, crass, self-centered or otherwise unpleasant relative. In case of emergency or after the said offending relative manages to contaminate other relatives with their negativity, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

SISTER (From)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your sister behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

SON (from)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your son behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately after your son asks for help and then completely disregards your advice, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

SPOUSE
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your spouse behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or after a heated argument with the love of your life, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

STUDENT
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, unattractive or unpleasant individual. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a lecture from your least favorite authority figure, break glass and consume the entire bottle. In the event of a major exam, take a Chill Pill to fade the stress away.

STUDENT - HIGH SCHOOL
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with new responsibilities, obligations, social crisis or other byproduct of being in High School. In case of emergency or immediately following an all nighter, break glass and consume the entire bottle. In the event of college entrance exams or never ending homework, take a Chill Pill to fade the stress away.

WIFE (from Wife)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your wife behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle.
Having a bad day? Take a chill pill! This fun Chill Pill jar (candy not included) makes a perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a little humor within frustrating situations.

Want to add your business logo and relate these to your business? Message me for more information on how these can be customized!

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:

★Size: 4oz, Opening Diameter 9/16", Cap Size 22/400

★Finish: FDA Compliant Glass

★Color: Clear or Amber Jar With Craft Paper Label

Chill Pill Labels ALL Themes

READ BELOW FOR A WORD FOR WORK DESCRIPTION OF EACH LABEL:


ANYONE
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, unattractive or unpleasant individual. Taking a chill pill will remind you that life can be sweet even when the world around you is driving you crazy. In case of emergency, break glass and consume the entire bottle.


BIRTHDAY
Take a Chill Pill immediately after someone expects you to be more mature just because it is your birthday and you are technically a year older. In the event that you start to actually feel older because you keep forgetting stuff like where you left your keys and are suddenly prone to canceling plans because you're tired and frequently have to pee, increase your dosage as needed.


BOYFRIEND (for her)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your boyfriend behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument , break glass and consume the entire bottle.


BROTHER (From)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your brother behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle.


CUSTOMER SERVICE
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an ignorant, rude, irate, smelly, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant customer. In case of emergency or immediately after a customer has a power trip and demands to speak to the person in charge, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

DAUGHTER (from)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your daughter behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately after your daughter asks for help and then completely disregards your advice, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

DAYCARE/ NANNY/ PRE-K
Take a chill pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a fussy, whiny or hyperactive child. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a prolonged tantrum about nothing take a deep breath and consume the entire bottle. In the event of an unexpected potty accident or an overflowing diaper skip the deep breath and go straight for the pills.

DOCTOR
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant patient or patient family member. In case of emergency or immediately after a patient diagnoses themselves and then tells you how to treat them, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

EDUCATOR/TEACHER
Take a chill pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a whiny, lying, misbehaving or snarky student. In case of emergency and/or immediately following prolonged periods with a classroom full of unruly students, break glass and consume the entire bottle. In the event of standardized testing, you may wish to share your Chill Pills with others for their sake and yours.

ELECTIONS
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, unattractive or unpleasant individual from the opposing political party. Taking a Chill Pill will remind you that life can be sweet even when the world around you going crazy. In case of emergency or after casting your vote and praying it's all a big joke, break glass and consume the entire bottle.


FRIEND
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your friend behaves in a way that is annoying, irritable, inconsiderate, stubborn or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or after an intense debate or argument, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.


GIRLFRIEND (for him)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your girlfriend behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument , break glass and consume the entire bottle.

GRAMMAR SNOB
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a blatant display or bad grammar and/or spelling. If you find it difficult to fight the urge to condescendingly correct someone and parade your superior intellect, take two chill pills and correct them silently in your head instead. In case of emergency and/or immediately following prolonged periods of exposure to incorrect uses of who, whom, witch, which, affect, effect and the like just break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

HUSBAND (From Husband)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your husband behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

IN-LAW
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, frustrating, ignorant, opinionated, self-righteous, argumentative or otherwise unpleasant in-law. In case of emergency or after an avalanche of unsolicited advice and unwarranted guilt trips, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

LAWYER
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a angry, frustrating, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant individual. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a long day in court, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

NURSE
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant patient or patient family member. In case of emergency or immediately after a doctor has a power trip, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

OFFICE ADMIN
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, irresponsible, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant co-worker. In case of emergency or immediately after someone shamelessly delegates their job to you or ignores their phone while it's ringing so you can answer it and transfer it back to them, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

PARALEGAL
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a angry, frustrating, annoying or otherwise unpleasant individual. Remember that life can still be sweet even when the world around you is driving you crazy. In case of emergency or after a day full of requests from needy attorneys and their stalker clients, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

PARENT (for)
Take a chill pill immediately after your child behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately after having to discipline your child for behaving just like you, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

PARENT (about)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your parent behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency or after an avalanche of unsolicited advice and unwarranted guilt trips, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

PENDEJISINNA (Spanish)
Tomate una dosis de Penedejisina para disminuir los efectos de las pendejadas que hacen los demás. En casos de una crisis causada por pendejadas, aumenta tu dosis hasta que te sientas mejor. Recuerda que la vida puede ser dulce aún cuando los problemas te atacan.

PHRAMACIST
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant patient, patient family member or co-worker. In case of emergency or immediately after you uncover a miscount in your inventory after a long day of being on your feet, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

PRINCIPAL/SCHOOL ADMIN
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a whiny, lying, misbehaving or snarky student, parent, or staff. In case of emergency and/or immediately following long periods of having to repeatedly "clarify" new policies and procedures in a million different ways, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

PROFESSIONAL
Take a Chill Pill immediately after any unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, frustrating, ignorant, unattractive or otherwise unpleasant individual. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a meeting with a combination of these described types, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

PHOTOGRAPHER
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an impatient, highly controlling or slightly neurotic parent. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a series of unrealistic Photoshop requests that make you feel like you are going to snap because you can't take anymore "crop," break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

RELATIVE
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with a frustrating, ignorant, opinionated, argumentative, whiny, complaining, manipulative, crass, self-centered or otherwise unpleasant relative. In case of emergency or after the said offending relative manages to contaminate other relatives with their negativity, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

SISTER (From)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your sister behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

SON (from)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your son behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, obnoxious or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately after your son asks for help and then completely disregards your advice, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

SPOUSE
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your spouse behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or after a heated argument with the love of your life, break the glass and consume the entire bottle.

STUDENT
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with an angry, annoying, unattractive or unpleasant individual. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a lecture from your least favorite authority figure, break glass and consume the entire bottle. In the event of a major exam, take a Chill Pill to fade the stress away.

STUDENT - HIGH SCHOOL
Take a Chill Pill immediately after an unfortunate encounter with new responsibilities, obligations, social crisis or other byproduct of being in High School. In case of emergency or immediately following an all nighter, break glass and consume the entire bottle. In the event of college entrance exams or never ending homework, take a Chill Pill to fade the stress away.

WIFE (from Wife)
Take a Chill Pill immediately after your wife behaves in a way that is annoying, inconsiderate, stubborn, unattractive or unpleasant in any way. In case of emergency and/or immediately following a heated argument, break glass and consume the entire bottle.

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Yes! We currently have listings for bulk quantities of popular items. These items are discounted and have combined shipping for additional savings. If you need a custom quantity just write to us on Etsy and we will create a custom listing for you. You can also use the coupon codes ##### to offset shipping costs on order of ??? or more
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Digital File
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Craft Paper Labels
https://www.etsy.com/listing/456748334/customized-craft-paper-labels-for-diy

24oz Jar
https://www.etsy.com/listing/400695743/customized-chill-pill-24-oz-apothecary
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