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Please don't do coke in the bathroom, funny embroidery, bathroom embroidery, bathroom needlepoint, sassy embroidery, subversive, vtg floral

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: embroidery floss, needle, wooden hoop, cross stitch hoop, vegan, felt, adhesive, cruelty free, cotton, vegetarian, vegan felt, plant based
  • Made to order
  • Favorited by: 171 people
  • Gift wrapping and message available
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Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–2 weeks
From Canada
Shipping upgrades available in the cart
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order. See return policy

Description

Please don't do coke in the bathroom.
I've hand stitched this little ditty on a vintage/1960's mod inspired circle-and-line-heavy grey and milk chocolate brown cotton fabric using black embroidery floss.

♦♦♦ Find More Fabric Choices Here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/realswanky?ref=hdr_shop_menu§ion_id=21464920 ♦♦♦

Rad to go go go in your room, sad cubicle, darlin' kitchen or bitchin' living room!

Prefer a different colour combo, hoop size, or font? Feel free to convo me!

• Stretched to fit in it's 8 inch circular hoop
• Vintage/1960's mod inspired circle-and-line-heavy grey and milk chocolate brown cotton fabric
• Black embroidery floss
• Retro style cursive font
• Hand stitched
• Vegan felt securely adhered into the back with a vegan adhesive



Do you live in Winnipeg? Message me if you'd like to arrange for pick-up so we can nix the Shipping!

Please note: I do my very best to capture item's true colour with photographs, and will be as descriptive as possible with every item. Feel free to message me for additional details or photos in different lighting! Keep in mind different screen resolutions will result in a varying appearance. Items with patterns will turn out unique each and every time! Band or entertainment related items are not at all Real Swanky's property. Please message me if you would like a photo of your item BEFORE payment, so we may verify this is exactly what you would like!
Please don't do coke in the bathroom.
I've hand stitched this little ditty on a vintage/1960's mod inspired circle-and-line-heavy grey and milk chocolate brown cotton fabric using black embroidery floss.

♦♦♦ Find More Fabric Choices Here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/realswanky?ref=hdr_shop_menu§ion_id=21464920 ♦♦♦

Rad to go go go in your room, sad cubicle, darlin' kitchen or bitchin' living room!

Prefer a different colour combo, hoop size, or font? Feel free to convo me!

• Stretched to fit in it's 8 inch circular hoop
• Vintage/1960's mod inspired circle-and-line-heavy grey and milk chocolate brown cotton fabric
• Black embroidery floss
• Retro style cursive font
• Hand stitched
• Vegan felt securely adhered into the back with a vegan adhesive



Do you live in Winnipeg? Message me if you'd like to arrange for pick-up so we can nix the Shipping!

Please note: I do my very best to capture item's true colour with photographs, and will be as descriptive as possible with every item. Feel free to message me for additional details or photos in different lighting! Keep in mind different screen resolutions will result in a varying appearance. Items with patterns will turn out unique each and every time! Band or entertainment related items are not at all Real Swanky's property. Please message me if you would like a photo of your item BEFORE payment, so we may verify this is exactly what you would like!

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Real Swanky gladly accepts PayPal & Direct Checkout (major credit cards only). Etsy gift cards are much loved, too!

Picking up your item within the city? Please let me know before payment I can adjust Shipping fees to $0/local pick up - item will be marked as "Shipped" once transaction is complete.

Custom orders are to be paid in full before creation.

If payment has not been received within the 48 hours with no contact from purchaser, Real Swanky reserves the right to cancel the transaction, and provide a full refund to the Buyer..so please, quick as a bunny.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase

I don't accept returns or exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Returns and exchange details

All items are a final sale. In the terribly unlikely event that you receive a piece that arrives damaged*, a replacement piece will be shipped out. Custom orders are an absolute final sale. It is Real Swanky's priority to keep folks happy with their items -- any questions, issues or concerns upon receiving your item? please contact me through etsy ONLY so that I may help aid the situation, as opposed to leaving negative or neutral feedback, that would be a real bummer!

*damaged items only. This does not include "wear and tear". buyer must send photographic evidence of damage.

Please understand I reply ONLY through Etsy conversations for consistency and fairness.

EU Buyers: know your rights! Your items are custom made and may not be eligible for refund as a result. I am unable to determine customs / import fees, and this is up to you to pay for. Each item is made by hand just for you, they are not ready to ship. Legally, I absolutely MUST accurate present what your parcel contains, and it’s monetary value for declaration. This is the law in Canada, Europe, and a ton of other places! Should you have questions or concerns, please read the Etsy Terms of Service or contact me directly.

Shipping policies

** Tracking does not come with parcels automatically — to the USA, it is an additional $16USD, please choose this option at check out or message me within 24 hours so I may invoice you for $16USD for tracking. Thanks! **

Seller cannot be held responsible by delays or costs resulting in policies or procedures within any countries customs department. any possible duty fees are applied by the country of destination, to be paid by the buyer. thank you for understanding!
Read more here — https://help.etsy.com/hc/en-us/articles/115015691007-Custom-Duties-and-Import-VAT
Buyers abandoning parcels are not eligible for refunds. Should a rejected parcel be returned to Real Swanky, cost of shipping and duty are deducted from your refund, should refund be applicable. Abandoned parcels are just that, abandoned in your country’s depot, thus, refunds are not applicable.

Please note the following deadlines for holiday shipping. Delivery after 25-Nov cannot be guaranteed to finding its new, swell home in time for the holidays. if you make a purchase after 25-Nov but require this before 23-Dec, please inbox me ASAP to discuss expedited shipping options or free pick up.

Holiday mailing date schedule, via Canada Post — https://www.canadapost.ca/assets/pdf/KB/holiday_mailing_dates_2018_e.pdf

Please understand if you're hoping to receive an item before your holiday, and it is past the date previously mentioned, your option for shipping is EXPRESS. Express is costly, yes, but your item will certainly arrive before your holiday. Cut-off for Express-shipping orders is December 9th 2018. Local pick up available after 7pm on plenty of weekdays, weekend slots available as well upon request.

Should a shipment return to Sender, due to buyer unclaimed mail/buyer moved/buyer rejected mail etc, it is up to the Buyer to pay for return-to-sender fees and re shipment of item.

Expedited shipping is available via Canada Post — please see your shipping upgrade options at check out!

**Canada Post Shipping/Delivery Guide**
https://www.canadapost.ca/cpo/mc/assets/pdf/business/shipping_delivery_guide_en.pdf

**How long will my parcel take to arrive?**
https://www.canadapost.ca/web/en/products/details.page?article=choose_low-cost_us_a
** Tracking does not come with parcels automatically — to the USA, it is an additional $16USD, please choose this option at check out or message me within 24 hours so I may invoice you for $16USD for tracking. Thanks! **

Seller cannot be held responsible by delays or costs resulting in policies or procedures within any countries customs department. any possible duty fees are applied by the country of destination, to be paid by the buyer. thank you for understanding!
Read more here — https://help.etsy.com/hc/en-us/articles/115015691007-Custom-Duties-and-Import-VAT
Buyers abandoning parcels are not eligible for refunds. Should a rejected parcel be returned to Real Swanky, cost of shipping and duty are deducted from your refund, should refund be applicable. Abandoned parcels are just that, abandoned in your country’s depot, thus, refunds are not applicable.

Please note the following deadlines for holiday shipping. Delivery after 25-Nov cannot be guaranteed to finding its new, swell home in time for the holidays. if you make a purchase after 25-Nov but require this before 23-Dec, please inbox me ASAP to discuss expedited shipping options or free pick up.

Holiday mailing date schedule, via Canada Post — https://www.canadapost.ca/assets/pdf/KB/holiday_mailing_dates_2018_e.pdf

Please understand if you're hoping to receive an item before your holiday, and it is past the date previously mentioned, your option for shipping is EXPRESS. Express is costly, yes, but your item will certainly arrive before your holiday. Cut-off for Express-shipping orders is December 9th 2018. Local pick up available after 7pm on plenty of weekdays, weekend slots available as well upon request.

Should a shipment return to Sender, due to buyer unclaimed mail/buyer moved/buyer rejected mail etc, it is up to the Buyer to pay for return-to-sender fees and re shipment of item.

Expedited shipping is available via Canada Post — please see your shipping upgrade options at check out!

**Canada Post Shipping/Delivery Guide**
https://www.canadapost.ca/cpo/mc/assets/pdf/business/shipping_delivery_guide_en.pdf

**How long will my parcel take to arrive?**
https://www.canadapost.ca/web/en/products/details.page?article=choose_low-cost_us_a

Additional policies

♥ each and every item is 100% vegan/plant-based/cruelty free and no materials have ever been tested on animals. materials used are thrifted, repurposed, fairly trades, retro/vintage, or scored otherwise & handwashed plus ironed.
♥ wholesale pricing IS available! please message me for details.
♥ custom orders are welcomed; message for details and a reserved, private listing just for YOU will be made.
♥ have some textiles you'd like repurposed into embroidery? do message me!

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