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Carl Panzram Holiday Card

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When Carl Panzram was 14, he was gang-raped by a group of hobos. He then grew up to murder 21 people and sodomize 1000s of men. Hell hath no fury like a man violated by hobos.
Give this card to your favorite person to let them know that this is not the future you want for them. It's a really sweet card when you think about it!

This card comes with an envelope, which you can either use to mail the card in or light it on fire a la Mr. Panzram, who also dabbled in arson.


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by occam898
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 7, 2017
Grandma won't know what hit her.
Carl Panzram Holiday Card

Reviewed by stephapplewhite1
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 18, 2017
Item is exactly as shown and paper quality is good
Carl Panzram Holiday Card

Reviewed by Kris Lewis
5 out of 5 stars
May 19, 2018
Perfect card for my bff. It's beautiful.
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  • Materials: cardstock, irrationality
  • Feedback: 472 reviews
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