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Typhoid Mary Christmas Card version 1

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Mmm, Christmas cookies abound in the office! Next time you deepthroat a Lady Lock, ask yourself, "Did Mary from the mail room Purell her shit before rolling out the dough?" Your bowels will answer that more honestly than Mary. Send this card to your loved ones to let them know that obviously you want them to have a great holiday, but you also sincerely hope they don't get food poisoning tied with a bow.

Mary didn't mean to kill all those people, you guys. She just made a fucking killer secret sauce. I bet her Christmas cookies were the shit.

Comes with an envelope that I handled with clean hands, but I totally won't be offended if you seal it with masking tape instead of your own saliva.


5 out of 5 stars
Reviewed by occam898
5 out of 5 stars
Dec 7, 2017
Grandma won't know what hit her.
Carl Panzram Holiday Card

Reviewed by stephapplewhite1
5 out of 5 stars
Nov 18, 2017
Item is exactly as shown and paper quality is good
Carl Panzram Holiday Card

Reviewed by Sara Halvorsen
5 out of 5 stars
Apr 2, 2018
Great card! Arrived in time for the holiday and in perfect condition!
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Typhoid Mary Christmas Card version 1

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  • Material: Purell
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