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Gosset (Guinness) Stout T-shirt: Beer Loving Statistician Gift

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Jun 13-22

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  • Designed by QICuriosities

  • Materials: Soft Cotton

Grab this conversation starter today. The sleek design gets second looks everywhere it's worn.

🔬 When you’re asked about it this rich, full-bodied emblem, which honors science in the workplace, here are some facts you’ll need to know:

🍺 William Sealy Gosset (RIP) was an English statistician making his name in an Irish brewery, but he was disallowed to use his great name because Guinness leadership knew that using statistics in their quality control processes gave them a strategic advantage. It was a closely guarded trade secret. Therefore Gosset published under the pseudonym Student. Student published extensively in the theoretical statistics journal, Biometrika.

💡 This self-taught statsman’s journey led him to discover the Poisson distribution on his own 80 years after Siméon Denis Poisson, which Student published in a paper he eloquently titled, “On the Error of Counting with a Haemacytometer.” Those haemacytometers are tricksters.

🧡 But the Student’s t-test and the Student’s t distribution that keeps this humble brewer in our hearts a century later. Our design gives a nod to Karl Pearson, one of the giants on whose shoulders Gosset stood. It also hints at Gosset’s purpose, which was to develop a method for testing with small samples.


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This comfy t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US


Our shirts are made one at a time, just for you. Before you order, please consult the size chart, which you can find in the photos. If you have any questions, we’re glad to clarify—please message us.

### Caring For Your New Garment ###
These garments last a long time when kept away from heat and harsh cleaners.
💧 Machine-wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent and similar colors.
📌 Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
⭐ Tumble dry on a low cycle (or hang-dry…that’s the best for long life).
🧇 Turn the garment inside-out and use a cool iron. Do not iron the print.
👎 Avoid fabric softeners.
👎 Do not dry-clean.
Follow these instructions carefully to avoid fading and cracking.

### Shipping ###
Your order will be ready in 1-2 business days.
In the US, you should receive it 2-5 days after that.

### Returns ###
We want you to be happy with your purchase and therefore returns & exchanges are accepted within 21 days of delivery. We just ask that you return the item in its original; condition and cover the return shipping costs.

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