HUMAN SKULL REPLICA (natural) full size realistic replica made from plaster of Paris and painted for an aged, weathered effect



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International customers: please read all the information below about shipping. Note that default shipping is not tracked, tracking is available as an add-on at checkout. If you are buying for Xmas I would advise you not to leave it too late, or contact me about courier shipping. Express shipping available to the USA (not remote areas).

Realistic human skull replica, full size, made from plaster of Paris and painted for an aged, weathered appearance.

The original and best selling Vicious Noodles skull, hundreds sold to satisfied customers.

This item is hand-cast and hand-painted and is therefore a unique piece which will vary slightly in appearance from the photograph - the pictures give a close representation of the item you will receive.
I also sell these as pairs for a lower price, see my other listings.

Please note: I will not supply these skulls as taxidermy props.

IMPORTANT: I am having persistent problems with a serial fraudster who keeps stealing my product photos (and photos from reviews) and setting up fake shops and listings on Etsy in order to scam unwitting buyers. When the shop eventually gets closed down they just open another one. My work is only available directly from me, through this shop and through my Ebay shop (owen5543), I do not permit resale or drop shipping so if you see these skulls advertised anywhere else it's a scam.


All orders will be very well packed and protected.

UK mainland: Default postage Royal mail 2nd class, 1st class available at the checkout. If you buy more than one item they will normally be sent by courier (usually UPS).
Highlands and islands & Northern Ireland: up to two items will be sent by Royal Mail, for 3+ items please contact me for courier costs.


Default shipping (Standard Airmail) isn’t tracked, tracking is available as an add-on at the checkout. Multiple orders (2+ skulls or 2KG+) are normally sent by courier which is tracked by default. Please ensure that the address you have provided is correct and complete.

Most orders arrive in good time but please allow up to 30 days for delivery whatever your location. Things rarely take that long but delays can happen, sometimes a parcel can take 3 weeks to reach a European destination.
Royal Mail shipping time estimates are generally inaccurate.
Orders to the USA usually take around 2 weeks to arrive, most European countries between 1 and 2 weeks, Scandinavia around 2 weeks, Greece & Cyprus 2 weeks +. Things often reach The Netherlands quickly but sometimes the postal service will sit on the parcel for a couple of weeks.
Now that the UK has stupidly left the EU customs delays are possible.
Italian customers: due to orders taking a long time to arrive and problems with the postal system all orders sent to Italy are now sent by courier.

Please be aware that whether a parcel is tracked or not once it’s in the postal system I have no control over it, if it’s delayed there is nothing I am able to do to get it moving or find out where it is, please bear this in mind when leaving feedback. It’s very rare to lose something in the post and I will of course make things right if that happens.
Most orders arrive in good time but if you need something for a birthday, photoshoot, Xmas etc I would advise buying in plenty of time or contact me about courier shipping.

EU customers: VAT is now payable on all orders, this will be added at checkout and collected by Etsy on behalf of your country’s tax authorities.
A single order cannot exceed the value of €150 (£135) as this will make it liable for extra customs charges and administration.

USA customers: regular airmail isn’t tracked, if you select the tracked option at checkout (£4 surcharge) I will send your purchase by courier (normally UPS or Fedex). Shipping to the US has risen sharply over the past couple of years, if it seems expensive that's because it is!

If you are reading an automatic translation and are not clear about the information above or have any questions please contact me, I speak English and French.

I always refund any excess shipping paid.

Thank you for your custom and stay safe.

© Owen Johnston (Vicious Noodles). All artworks sold through this shop (and photographs thereof) are original works and copyright is protected by law.

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Owen Tingle

Owen Tingle

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1,103 reviews

5 out of 5 stars

Buyers are raving!

Multiple people gave 5-star reviews to this shop in the past 7 days.


Danny Lo Dec 18, 2020

5 out of 5 stars

Just gorgeous! Picture perfect realism. Shipped unbelievably fast too! Arrived at my door 3 days after placing order, from the UK to California!

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gsawe Aug 29, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

I LOVE my skulls! They are perfect and shipping was so fast

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Averill Blackburn Jan 8, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

First- the seller went above and beyond. I ordered on New Year’s Day (feeling maudlin) and a couple days later I received a message from him that he couldn’t send it through the usual postal system, as planes (for mail) weren’t flying to the USA. He then offered to send it FedEx as those planes (according to his research) were flying … and he did so at no extra charge. One exact week after purchase, it arrived safely on my doorstep. The packaging was thorough and the skull was in perfect condition despite international shipping. The skull itself is magnificent. It is heavy in my hand, looks weathered, and I currently have it hanging out with my copies of Shakespeare and Chaucer. The detail is stunning! THANKS SO MUCH!!!

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Ragini Chabra May 18, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

its gorgeous... it may have just given an obsession with skulls. i cant imagine anything more perfect than this

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