Hungry for a Conspiracy? Conspiracy Theory Coloring Book

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Betwixt these sacred pages you will find the scientifically most proven factiest of facts on what is actually happening in our world right at this very moment. From the masturbation habits of Kirk Cameron to the speaking face of Bea Arthur tattooed on Joe Rogan's left butt cheek, this is hands down the factiest coloring book you can find in the known universe. We spared no expense in traveling the world, bribing political figures, sleeping with fair and unfair and semi inducing semi-fair maidens to bring you this exceptional piece of investigative journalism.

Buy one, two or nine for yourself, six for your crazy brother and fourteen for your grandmother. Spreading the knowledge is the way to free us of the cost of buying brew, thus freeing our bodies of this annoying tight fitting skin and giving way to the patriotic girthiness we so desire.

Fun for hours and educational for all, take it to school, to church, you can even bring it with you to prison after taking it to school and to church.

This is absolutely the best thing that has ever been printed in the history of mankind, don't believe us? Read what the coolest celebs have to say about the Mixed Species dudes coloring book.

Alex Jones "OMG, I just spewed in my jeans and I really enjoyed this coloring book"

Kirk Cameron "Boner, get over here, I'm laughing my balls off reading the Mixed Species dudes coloring book"

Oprah "Book of the month club? Try book of the year club! Everybody gets a car!"

Chris Christie "mfmhnfjhalkjdmfmnfnasdlfknanmsdfnasfm", he was smiling while eating the book and had both of the his twinkie-esq thumbs up.

Ten glorious pages of sacred text rustically bound in a beautiful full color french country artisan cover, stretching to eight and one half by eleven broad luxurious inches.
Betwixt these sacred pages you will find the scientifically most proven factiest of facts on what is actually happening in our world right at this very moment. From the masturbation habits of Kirk Cameron to the speaking face of Bea Arthur tattooed on Joe Rogan's left butt cheek, this is hands down the factiest coloring book you can find in the known universe. We spared no expense in traveling the world, bribing political figures, sleeping with fair and unfair and semi inducing semi-fair maidens to bring you this exceptional piece of investigative journalism.

Buy one, two or nine for yourself, six for your crazy brother and fourteen for your grandmother. Spreading the knowledge is the way to free us of the cost of buying brew, thus freeing our bodies of this annoying tight fitting skin and giving way to the patriotic girthiness we so desire.

Fun for hours and educational for all, take it to school, to church, you can even bring it with you to prison after taking it to school and to church.

This is absolutely the best thing that has ever been printed in the history of mankind, don't believe us? Read what the coolest celebs have to say about the Mixed Species dudes coloring book.

Alex Jones "OMG, I just spewed in my jeans and I really enjoyed this coloring book"

Kirk Cameron "Boner, get over here, I'm laughing my balls off reading the Mixed Species dudes coloring book"

Oprah "Book of the month club? Try book of the year club! Everybody gets a car!"

Chris Christie "mfmhnfjhalkjdmfmnfnasdlfknanmsdfnasfm", he was smiling while eating the book and had both of the his twinkie-esq thumbs up.

Ten glorious pages of sacred text rustically bound in a beautiful full color french country artisan cover, stretching to eight and one half by eleven broad luxurious inches.

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