THE ORIGINAL - You Suck At Parking, Seriously. Glossy - Extra Heavy Stock. Funny Gag Gift. Stocking Stuffer. Valentine's Day Gift

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  • Materials: card stock, ink, love

The original “You Suck At Parking" cards! This design is copied by many Etsy sellers, but these are the heaviest stock, sturdiest, and best on Etsy! Set of 10 with a shine finish. Taking up two spots in a busy neighborhood, parking extremely close to your car, blocking a driveway... this card says it all. Learn to park, asshole.

DETAILS:
-Great gift for a laugh. Includes 10 cards.
-3.5" x 2" white cards printed on 110lb recycled card stock.

SHIPPING:
-Orders ship First Class Mail in 1-2 business days.
-Multiple orders save on shipping.

THE ARTIST:
Jessica Sweets is a graphic designer, photographer, and DIY advocate. Inspired by daily life and living to the fullest. She lives outside New York City with her two rescued dogs.

{ © 2014 Jessica Sweets. All rights reserved. }

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5 out of 5 stars

They arrived quickly and in perfect condition! They do have a gloss finish but I was thinking they were laminated so they would be waterproof. That was just a misinterpretation on my end. Only the front is glossy and they’re not waterproof but for the price these are still great and have the perfect saying on them. I didn’t want one that had threatening words on it cause I’m not that bold lol. These are perfect!

Chrissy Brennan Aug 1, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

These are super funny and I love these, I gave some to my sister who also liked them! They were smaller than I was expecting but I do like that they were small. The shipping was pretty fast. And the seller was super nice! 10/10 recommend.

Stickeria Shop Aug 6, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

I got 2 sets of these cards for birthdays and they are awesome!! Great hilarious gift!!!

Donna May 9, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

These are so cute!

karenrowpei Aug 4, 2022